I know we are all looking forward to a great meal... most likely a turkey involved which requires stuffing.
If you are a bit on the kinky side, consider stuffing a guy's ass. It is much more pleasurable and won't spoil in the fridge after the 32nd turkey sandwich. Things to consider... aromatic oils to give the ass some marination. A thorough mixing with an appropriate strapon. And then a butt plug to make sure the brining takes place.
I'd like that Thanksgiving meal more than the one I'm likely to have. 😁😁😁