I believe it was Dave Chappelle who said, "
The perfect woman can make a good sandwich, give a good BJ and doesn't talk too much."
So, let's do the math.
- She can't make a good sandwich. But maybe her "manager" can hook you up.
- Her BJ is probably passable since she doesn't have teeth to rake across your junk. I mean, I can name 10 guys right now that would appreciate the opportunity to FF however they want.
- She doesn't say shit.
So 2 outta 3 ain't bad! She's almost a perfect woman!