Suggestions For The Ladies

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Would LOVE for one of u ladies to open us up a shop like this in the Jackson area. I'd be a regular client!!!!

I would feel sorry for the guy that signs up for a session over 45 min. Their dick would start to feel like the spindle on a bow drill or a piece bamboo used to start a friction fire.

Of course the lady would have forearms the size of Popeye's if they have more than 1 two hour session a day.

I know one thing if my dick was that tiny no way I would let anyone take pictures of it....

heck, I'd love that. real slow, teasing with lots of oil. Right up my alley

I know one thing if my dick was that tiny no way I would let anyone take pictures of it.... Originally Posted by BassCat

BassCat - They use special "Small" dick models so that guys don't get penis envy. If they can't find a special model small enough they have to hire a lady with very small hands. CGI is jus too expensive and is just too lifeless.

I was being funny or at least trying to be. I wish a woman no matter how small her hands could wrap both of them around my tiny pathetic excuse of a dick at the same time and still have and inch or two spare at the base. Being challenged in the length department works out in my favor though. I offer to pay $50 an inch and you wouldn't believe how many of them fall for it. Now you know the truth why I get so many sub 100 dates

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Yall are so silly lol

Yes, Ma'am we are and that's what keeps you coming back isn't.

BassCat, I knew what you were doing. I was just trying to give you the benefit of doubt for those that haven't read your post. Just like I was attempting to make a joke with my comment about tiny hand models and the tiny dick models.

BassCat, I think it makes sense charging like carpet for the square foot or square inch which ever works for you.

Phew....... I actually was thinking you thought that was small!! I started to really feel pathetic!