What is the nastiest thing you've ever seen in an encounter?

I'm talking just the grossest thing that made you rethink your life choices. Providers can participate too.

Here's my top 2.

1) Northern VA just outside of DC. I guess I was the second appointment and the provider stacked one on top of the other. Show up, and just before we get down to business I notice a big wad of fresh cum stuck in her hair as if it were only 5 minutes old. It was early on in my lobbying, and I quit for a while.

2) Agency girl. You know the type. Hot. A hard 9, one of the ones you feel like you really scored in booking an appointment with. She gets into doggy position and I noticed her anus was clinging on to a small shred of brown stained, rogue piece of toilet paper. WOW.


Can anyone top these? Dont name names in your stories.

The infamous Taytums turd....

The infamous Taytums turd.... Originally Posted by FFH

I raise that her ball-peen hammer. (I didn't see it, but some poor sod did)

Having a woman start bleeding during intercourse is not a pleasant site to behold.

I should not have opened this thread.

But since I did, I'll share. Worst that has happened to me is pretty mild by comparison, but a certain well-reviewed provider over at TOS (aren't they all well reviewed?) had a scent so strong that it took me a full week before I could get it COMPLETELY off my fingers. I scrubbed that shit with lava soap... no luck. Sometimes I still get flashbacks.

I scheduled an outcall appointment with a well reviewed Indys provider. She showed up looking like she had been on a 5 day bender. It was obvious she hadn't showered for many days. Dirty, greasy, stringy hair and dirty, stained clothes. She reeked of a certain smoke and very intense body odor that hit my nose as soon as I opened the door. I was pretty shocked and I didn't even let her in. I gave her 40 bucks, told her to go get cleaned up and sent her packing. I've seen homeless people who looked better.

I scheduled an outcall appointment with a well reviewed Indys provider. She showed up looking like she had been on a 5 day bender. It was obvious she hadn't showered for many days. Dirty, greasy, stringy hair and dirty, stained clothes. She reeked of a certain smoke and very intense body odor that hit my nose as soon as I opened the door. I was pretty shocked and I didn't even let her in. I gave her 40 bucks, told her to go get cleaned up and sent her packing. I've seen homeless people who looked better. Originally Posted by Big Stig

I know one that is homeless!!!!

A current and well known Indys provider handed me a towel after a session. I open it up....lo and behold i find a big wad of what i was hoping is ketchup and chocolate. I was wrong. Somebody musta took a trip to browntown and i got his recycled towel. Id love to call her out on it cus she thinks her shit dont stink. It definitely does. I smelled it

I'm talking just the grossest thing that made you rethink your life choices. Providers can participate too.

Here's my top 2.

1) Northern VA just outside of DC. I guess I was the second appointment and the provider stacked one on top of the other. Show up, and just before we get down to business I notice a big wad of fresh cum stuck in her hair as if it were only 5 minutes old. It was early on in my lobbying, and I quit for a while.

2) Agency girl. You know the type. Hot. A hard 9, one of the ones you feel like you really scored in booking an appointment with. She gets into doggy position and I noticed her anus was clinging on to a small shred of brown stained, rogue piece of toilet paper. WOW.


Can anyone top these? Dont name names in your stories. Originally Posted by PGH15

Damn, I'd pay extra to see a girl with freshly fucked or sucked cum all over her. Even better if I get to watch it happen...

A current and well known Indys provider handed me a towel after a session. I open it up....lo and behold i find a big wad of what i was hoping is ketchup and chocolate. I was wrong. Somebody musta took a trip to browntown and i got his recycled towel. Id love to call her out on it cus she thinks her shit dont stink. It definitely does. I smelled it Originally Posted by mydixywrecked

Maybe she pegged the guy. Lots of that going on there.

I should not have opened this thread.

But since I did, I'll share. Worst that has happened to me is pretty mild by comparison, but a certain well-reviewed provider over at TOS (aren't they all well reviewed?) had a scent so strong that it took me a full week before I could get it COMPLETELY off my fingers. I scrubbed that shit with lava soap... no luck. Sometimes I still get flashbacks. Originally Posted by bkfantasy

Gas or kerosene will take care of that smell.

Sexysidebitch.

Many years ago I made an outcall appointment with Brona from TOS. She was near the airport and I had a flight to catch. She kept texting me, delaying. She finally texted that she was ready, so I went to her hotel. She was so Staff edit, forbidden topic. dj8, that should could barely stand up or speak, so I told her that due to her delays I couldn't stay because I had to catch my flight.

If I would have stayed, who knows what I would have caught.

BSer and the courtesan who shat on his car seats...Blumax had several stories that were pretty epic

I've been invited to some rather dirty houses, been greeted by a couple of guys wearing just underwear including one who's tighty Whitey's were no longer tight, white or untorn.
Sweat, colognes and stains left on my sheets that I just threw them out...