I'm a guy...

cnyred's Avatar
...therefore I'm delusional, but follow me here for a minute.

I had to get a cavity filled today and the hygenist assisting was brand new. Cute girl that seemed to laugh and flirt a lot before the dentist came in. We talked and she never broke eye contact. She touched my hand, flipped her hair...the whole bit. Because I'm a man, I'm convinced she's into me.

But then it gets a little weirder.

The doc leans me back for the procedure. Because of the cavity's location, he has me turn my head away from him slightly. He's sitting and she's standing. The way she's positioned, I was face first at her region. And, because she was handing tools, I spent a lot of time within about six inches of her lady area. I glanced up a few times to see her looking back at me with one of those coy smiles, like "I know you're staring at it."

Gets a little weirder. She sits me up to rinse afterwards. As I'm swishing, she tears off some paper towels. Rather then handing them to me, she seems to go out of her way to set them over my dick. I spit, grab the towels and she tears more off and sets them down.

I know I'm making too much of this, but by the time I left I was convinced something was up.

Am I making too much of this?
roscoe14850's Avatar
This is the stuff that fantasies are made of! Ask her, what's the worst that could happen?
One of very best providers in New York - Upstate did her time as a dental assistant.
Bancroft1957's Avatar
...and then pray she dosen't talk to your wife!
pantherpawz1's Avatar
I had a dental assistant once who I swore was rubbing her privates on my elbow as she leaned over to assist the dentist. It was not just a brush here and there, it was constant
I had a dental assistant once who I swore was rubbing her privates on my elbow as she leaned over to assist the dentist. It was not just a brush here and there, it was constant Originally Posted by pantherpawz1

Same thing happened to me a few months back but with a hair stylist. It was almost like a lap dance. In my case I knew she was going for the tip. Which she got by the way. In your case give it a shot like Roscoe said.
I want the anesthesia your dentist uses
I need some Dental work don't,I have a missing filling,,,whats the address, Im gonna make an appointment LOL
offshoredrilling's Avatar
yo can I hide in here. LOL

mmmm not dental. But I miss the very short but stacked Italian chick that use to cut my hair. Now I'm a hair ball till I find another. She could not reach your head to cut hair without giving you a face full of ___ errrrrr I have dug whole way to big today. ahhhhhh there's one now, latter gotta run.
GP's Avatar
  • GP
  • 06-30-2011, 03:49 PM
Go for it. see what happens
Lexxxy's Avatar
Sweets, I am MADLY IN LOVE and into EVERY Gent that comes through the door while I bar tend at the lounge, the metal bar, and at my civi job. I flirt, make eye contact, put on lip gloss, lick my pouty lips, giggle, smirk, smile, joke, wink, lift my eyebrows, wear low cut tops, touch hands, lean in close, listen to every story, laugh at every joke, bat my big baby blues... because I am so into each and every one of them and each and every one of them is special to me I have a bartender memory so I am good at remembering drinks and names. I even keep a black sharpie at the metal bar on nights that bands play because we use plastic cups on wild nights so no glasses get broken. In my cute girlie writing sometimes I will write their name with stars on their cups.
Cute friendly flirty girls are hired for repeat business and to relax you in the doctor's/dentist's office.
There is a slight chance that she might be genuine, it would just suck if you took her kindness personal and weirded her out. No one wants to be THAT creepy guy.
There is a slight chance that she might be genuine, it would just suck if you took her kindness personal and weirded her out. No one wants to be THAT creepy guy. Originally Posted by Lexxxy
Welcome to Man's never-ending burden.

It is our job to spawn. We were designed to be Ground-based Mobile Sperm Launching Systems (GMSLS) and mostly conform to the development standards.

I bet you at least one guy took a shot at you and you went for it.

I'll also bet more guys took a shot at you and fell flat.

It's okay. It's what we do.
What Normal Bob said, No doubt about it, its in our DNA. Thats why it is so easy to think that way!
cnyred's Avatar
Lexxxy: I know, I know. I've been flirted with by bartenders, students at the college I taught at, etc. I'm currently in a salacious flirtation with a barista at Starbucks that will go nowhere. I guess I was just caught off guard at the dentist's office.

The last thing I need is for you to come in an rain on my parade. Ha ha. You could schedule some time in Syracuse and help me deal with the after effects of it all.
Yea, clearly she was diggin' you. Worth a shot, you never know. I used to see a hygenist who flirted non stop. Made the trip to the dentist enjoyable even though nothing came of it.