Some of my favorite ones..
- SexyKaylen
- 01-07-2019, 06:48 PM
- dumars
- 01-08-2019, 05:04 PM
- dumars
- 01-08-2019, 05:07 PM
No can do, ECCIE don't like Dropbox!
- Unique_Carpenter
- 01-08-2019, 09:14 PM
Do the sex modes of washing machines resemble ....
- seductrix4u
- 01-08-2019, 09:40 PM
...and then he asked me to explain it to him because he didn't get it.
Q: What is the difference between fish and meat?
A: If you beat your fish, it dies.
I laughed so hard, it was inappropriate. Then I had to explain to him that "beat your meat" was another term for masturbation. So as soon as he heard that, he'd heard enough, exited the room and never understood the joke.
And it's my favorite dirty joke to this day.
Q: What is the difference between fish and meat?
A: If you beat your fish, it dies.
I laughed so hard, it was inappropriate. Then I had to explain to him that "beat your meat" was another term for masturbation. So as soon as he heard that, he'd heard enough, exited the room and never understood the joke.
And it's my favorite dirty joke to this day.
- Unique_Carpenter
- 01-08-2019, 11:30 PM
- Savannah Moon
- 01-09-2019, 10:23 AM
This....
- Unique_Carpenter
- 01-09-2019, 12:27 PM
- chevy7278
- 01-09-2019, 10:22 PM
a guy walks into a bar waving a gun and says "I have a 1911 .45 it has 7 rounds in the mag one in the chamber and I,m going to shoot who ever has been sleeping with my wife !!! dead silence then all of a suddent a voice from the back of the bar says "you don't have enough ammo!!
- SexyKaylen
- 01-11-2019, 04:23 PM
- SexyKaylen
- 01-11-2019, 04:24 PM
- SexyKaylen
- 01-11-2019, 04:24 PM
- Unique_Carpenter
- 01-11-2019, 04:54 PM
After all, it is snowing:
- Savannah Moon
- 01-11-2019, 07:11 PM
