Encounter: Bring Earplugs

Azure Spheres's Avatar
Date: Early January
Name: Lisa
Phone: 816-916-0487
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://kc.rubratings.com/129289
City: Kansas City
State: Missouri
Address: Downtown'ish
Activities: Massage (I guess)
Hair Length and Color: Blonde, upper-back/shoulder-blades
Age: Early 50s?
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: 5'4"ish. Loose shirt, jeans. I suspect clothes were hiding a number of things. Attractiveness was not one of them. Her ad claims she was super cute, she was super not.
Recommendation: No
PleasureAficionado's Avatar
Great reveiw!
earlyriserpaul's Avatar
Great reveiw! Originally Posted by PleasureAficionado
+1
Moved here from Encounter Reports
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Azure Spheres's Avatar
Well, apparently, I'm an idiot. I think the observation my brain made pointed that out pretty clearly. I'm relatively new to this, and I've discovered through the years in other endeavors that you learn the best when it's the most painful lesson.
NoHalo4Me's Avatar
Awesome writing!
Sorry Azure. thanks for your honesty! Saved me a trip!
Azure Spheres's Avatar
...I'm here for you...
HankPanky's Avatar
I saw Lisa about 4 years ago..........just now got out of the mental institution they place me in after getting an hour full of her babbling. Tried to do a header off my deck, but they put me in the jacket so protectd me..........stay away for your own sanity.
GREAT STORY!!! Thank you for sharing!
Enchanterlingum's Avatar
I saw Lisa about 4 years ago..........just now got out of the mental institution they place me in after getting an hour full of her babbling. Tried to do a header off my deck, but they put me in the jacket so protectd me..........stay away for your own sanity. Originally Posted by HankPanky

I think I'll pass then. I like to show a little linen at the cuff and straitjackets cramp my style
Date: Early January
Name: Lisa
Phone: 816-916-0487
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://kc.rubratings.com/129289
City: Kansas City
State: Missouri
Address: Downtown'ish
Activities: Massage (I guess)
Hair Length and Color: Blonde, upper-back/shoulder-blades
Age: Early 50s?
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: 5'4"ish. Loose shirt, jeans. I suspect clothes were hiding a number of things. Attractiveness was not one of them. Her ad claims she was super cute, she was super not.
Recommendation: No Originally Posted by Azure Spheres
You, sir, are ONE HELLUVA STORYTELLER!!!

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