Humor from hobby friends

Love my dance card. They all have wicked humor.
Two of today's amusing received items:
From one of the Texan's:

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And from the Arizonian:

These are official instructions.

I love these the bear is so sexy HAHA🤣

I love these the bear is so sexy HAHA🤣 Originally Posted by yourdesire

If you like hairy chests I can accommodate that. Not so much the claws though. a

If you insist, Ginger!

I have found, though, over the years, it’s been hard to enjoy one while concentrating on the other. So... I prefer to extend both and do 66’s and 99’s...

Here you go Wiz.
It was turned in to lost and found.
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Here you go Wiz.
It was turned in to lost and found. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Hmmm... appreciate the thoughtfulness, UCarp, but that's not mine. Frankly, I have to admit, with cell phones in everyone's pockets and purses now, I don't wear a watch like I did when I was a kid or in my young adulthood.

Here's a pic, though, of a watch I had back in the day... Lost it back in 1979 on a ski trip when I hooked up with this Austrian lass on one of the ski lifts and... well, I spent more time on Liesl's slopes than I did on Breckenridge's slopes...

Trump made a mistake with choosing an attorney....
Don't worry JR...it's only satire..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrn4...=RDXzmrZWe_9eg

Sorry..I can't help myself

Happy Valentine’s Day.