Encounter: Plain ole' Lisa

Date: Mar 1
Name: Lisa
Phone: 210-367-8917
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: San Antonio
State: Texas
Address: Broadway and citadel plaza
Activities: Not great fbsm and L2
Hair Length and Color: Salt n pepper shoulder length
Age: I'm going with 58 to 62
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Skinny. Suffers from Noassatol overdose. Also, chronic Notitsahangin sufferer. She's getting a bit long in the tooth for my tastes. I draw the line at liver spots.
Recommendation: Yes

I crack up every time somebody says she's in her 50's. I think she was 50 when the Berlin wall came down!

+1



Saw her once and never again. nope nope nope .... She'll give you Spa PTSD.

@amprat... Clearly you never had the pleasure of spending time with Starr the midget.

@amprat... Clearly you never had the pleasure of spending time with Starr the midget. Originally Posted by justlooking

Now there’s a memory I never saw her.

@amprat... Clearly you never had the pleasure of spending time with Starr the midget. Originally Posted by justlooking

Never saw Starr but I was traumatized by Sassy Blonde some time back. I'm not sure what was worse; her studio with all the weird pics, the cat shit on the floor, the cat hair all over my oil drenched body that she didn't clean off or her!!



You couldn't get me drunk enough to do that again. I'll pay an extra 10 bucks for a clean spa and decent provider.

@amprat... Clearly you never had the pleasure of spending time with Starr the midget. Originally Posted by justlooking

Never saw Starr but I was traumatized by Sassy Blonde some time back. I'm not sure what was worse; her studio with all the weird pics, the cat shit on the floor, the cat hair all over my oil drenched body that she didn't clean off or her!!



You couldn't get me drunk enough to do that again. I'll pay an extra 10 bucks for a clean spa and decent provider.

Never saw Starr.......

I met Starr once, just couldn't do it, handed her some money for her wasted time, and bailed. And long before ASPD came on the scene, I saw SB. Once. There's been more than a handful of horrid experiences.

Is that correct L2?
Got to be a miss print....

Sassy Blond! ROFL, been a while since I heard that one. Never saw her but had a friend who claimed he did and wished he had not.

if yoy pay enough L2 for sure

But hey, she’s only $50.