Cuban Dancers suck at texting

slims099's Avatar
I get it, Cubans are pretty much worthless. I’ve met a few super hot ones lately, but absolutely suck at texting back. Should I Care? No, but man I want to bang them, especially if I get their number.

Maybe I’ll just tell them I have 200 (lowball) and see what they say... “200 dolares, U want?” Ha...

Do they text you guys back?
Dickey9090's Avatar
Send group text they will get jealous of each other. Hell maybe you will get a realty show based of this concept
Quiet Cal's Avatar
With Cubans you are probably texting with their Cuban or Mexican immigrant manager. That was my experience when the Cuban scourge hit the clubs ten years ago or more. Can't stand Cuban strippers. When I sat down recently at a club the first to besiege my table were the Cubans, one after the other, same BS. Got so bad I'd see the next one coming and make eye contact and shake my head no, and they veered away to the next sucker to harrass.
slims099's Avatar
With Cubans you are probably texting with their Cuban or Mexican immigrant manager. That was my experience when the Cuban scourge hit the clubs ten years ago or more. Can't stand Cuban strippers. When I sat down recently at a club the first to besiege my table were the Cubans, one after the other, same BS. Got so bad I'd see the next one coming and make eye contact and shake my head no, and they veered away to the next sucker to harrass. Originally Posted by Quiet Cal
Well maybe but I called her phone with her there and it rang.
Quiet Cal's Avatar
Well maybe but I called her phone with her there and it rang. Originally Posted by slims099

I hope it goes the way you want it too.
But many strippers are now using Text Free or Text Now apps which give them a free phone number of their choice, and allows them to make VOIP calls. I've contacted several ladies here who use texting apps.
slims099's Avatar
I hope it goes the way you want it too.
But many strippers are now using Text Free or Text Now apps which give them a free phone number of their choice, and allows them to make VOIP calls. I've contacted several ladies here who use texting apps. Originally Posted by Quiet Cal
Thanks. She finally texted back and wants 450 plus the room for an hour LOOOLLLLOLLLOL.
blackmaleindallas's Avatar
Thanks. She finally texted back and wants 450 plus the room for an hour LOOOLLLLOLLLOL. Originally Posted by slims099
So what? She can ask for the moon. Send back what you're willing to pay.
Chung Tran's Avatar
for $450 + room, I'll pass and settle for a cigar and some Bacardi..
slims099's Avatar
So what? She can ask for the moon. Send back what you're willing to pay. Originally Posted by blackmaleindallas
Absolutely.
Cubans are different breed of cat. I've never had any interaction with them at peeler bars but recently spent a few weeks in Cuba.

The most forward women I've ever seen in my life. They'll just walk right up to ya, ask 'you gotta chicka?', then hand you their number and walk away, whether you want the number or not.

One night, I was at a grocery store and had a nice, harmless chat with a sweet girl there. Later as I was standing in line, she walked by me and handed me a note with her number. I was later talking to the old lady that owned my apartment about the friendliness of the locals and she pointed out that marriage was the only way a Cuban could leave the island.

Anyway, the Cuban birds were offering up $30 a shag in Havana. Didn't partake but it seemed to be the going rate. Seems like hopping on a cheap flight to Cancun/Havana for a week would be way better than blowing wads of cash on these local gals.
Mental AtrraXXXion's Avatar
You say that Cubans are pretty much worthless, which is saying a lot.
Care to elaborate other than about their texting skills?
CG2014's Avatar
$450?

I guess they are coming down in prices.

Last time I tried to OTC a Cuban dancer I was quoted $800 per hour plus I had to get a room from an approved list of the only hotels they will do outcalls at:

all 4-5 stars hotels.
slims099's Avatar
You say that Cubans are pretty much worthless, which is saying a lot.
Care to elaborate other than about their texting skills? Originally Posted by Mental AtrraXXXion
It’s a pretty wide concensus here but... ok.

1) they are annoying as they always ask for tips after dances.
2) they don’t try to make conversation
3) they over charge
4) horrible English, especially at Chicas Locas

But godda%# they’re hot and I wanna bang em.
Quiet Cal's Avatar
for $450 + room, I'll pass and settle for a cigar and some Bacardi.. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

+1


Hell yeah, sipping some Cuban rum, a nice view from my room in Havana, and one of the chicas Viking21 talks about above, that's how I'll have my Cuban stripper!
  • mb60
  • 03-09-2019, 01:18 PM
Every Cuban I have asked about in the clubs are married. The ones in Dallas are the most annoying group I have heard of.