Shine Da Great: Ok buddy you know what foooking time it is!
Penis: Damnit! Do you ever actually get any pussy! I'm tired of you manhandling me!
Shine Da Great: We had this discussion before Shine Da Great has zero game so I either pay for it, and only on special occasions, or the OG pays for it.
Penis: Well where is that dude at!
Shine Da Great: Upstairs foooking some bad chica. I can't interrupt that. Plus I can't ask every foooking day.
Penis: Why can't i be his dick...
Shine Da Great: Why can't i be foooking Carlos Slim's son. Unless you cool with Lorena bobbit and she can switch you'll out you are kind of stuck with me.
Penis: last time you rubbed some of my fucking skin off you asshole!
Shine Da Great: Ok....my ends we're low, I had no idea that 99 cent dollar store lotion was such foooking bullshit.No worries, I splurged on some good lotion with cocoa butter and aloe vera, you know to help you heal a little.
Penis: Do I have any choice?
Shine Da Great: Um....I don't think so. Dicks don't have any rights.
Penis: Please be gentle!
Shine Da Great: We'll see what we can do. Now be quiet, I got to concentrate.
Ten minutes later Splatt!!! All over the sheets, then repeat! Shine Da Great. Tooodlez....