Why Ethel Changed Hotels

Sweet N Little's Avatar
Last week, she checked into a motel on her
70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those
men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling
himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills
flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places,
thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she
felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you? . (Oh my, he sounded

sooo sexy!)
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
anything and everything, I' m ready!! Now how does that sound?"
He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
tia travels's Avatar
That's great! I'm calling my Mom up now to tell her that one.
Now thats some funny shit right there.
Okay. please tell me how to get out of this area.
Although I could stay and enjoy these pictures all night.