Last week, she checked into a motel on her
70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those
men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling
himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills
flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places,
thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she
felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you? . (Oh my, he sounded
sooo sexy!)
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
anything and everything, I' m ready!! Now how does that sound?"
He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
- Sweet N Little
- 07-12-2011, 08:33 AM
- KrunchyMonk
- 07-12-2011, 10:46 AM
Lol. Oh my, that is just too funny. 
- guest100913
- 07-19-2011, 08:58 AM
Ethel, still unfulfilled and feeling a bit horny, decided on her vacation with her husband to go topless on the beach...
- Sweet N Little
- 07-19-2011, 10:39 AM
lol funny ufriend!!
- guest100913
- 07-19-2011, 10:51 AM
No baby, I just have a little "wood" for you...
- Sweet N Little
- 07-19-2011, 10:56 AM
LOL!!! too funny!
No wood here .....
but here , yes
No wood here .....
but here , yes
- guest100913
- 07-19-2011, 11:03 AM
I'm glad you like "big wood" since that first photo reminds me of my daily routine in front of the mirror after a hot shower.
We simply MUST get together !!
We simply MUST get together !!
- guest100913
- 07-19-2011, 11:25 AM
*** WARNING ***
Avoid this guy. He is a real prick !!
Avoid this guy. He is a real prick !!
- Sweet N Little
- 07-19-2011, 11:51 AM
LOL!!!
how grand
how grand
- guest100913
- 07-19-2011, 11:55 AM
Don't you love when its hard as a rock !!
Yeah, in fact, I just can't fit in my britches so I have to drag it along beside me...
Yeah, in fact, I just can't fit in my britches so I have to drag it along beside me...
- Sweet N Little
- 07-19-2011, 12:14 PM
LOL !!!!! TFF!!
Burrrr!!!
Burrrr!!!
- guest100913
- 07-19-2011, 12:21 PM
Honey, I think you have a phallus fixation.
It's a good thing too, because me and my boys would love
to take our hats off and drink a beer to you...
It's a good thing too, because me and my boys would love
to take our hats off and drink a beer to you...
- Sweet N Little
- 07-19-2011, 12:59 PM
I'll need you to remove those hats boy's for possible concealed weapons
for possible concealed weapons
- guest100913
- 07-19-2011, 01:08 PM
I am in LOVE !!! 
Ok, well, I guess I have to hand over my "iron rod"...
Ok, well, I guess I have to hand over my "iron rod"...
- guest100913
- 08-05-2011, 11:52 AM
Ethel is at it again...
