Best strip club in Wichita?

What is the best strip club in Wichita? Also any intel on Michelle's beach house in Derby?
Hi Mike--

Depends on the what type of night you're looking for. Here's how I see it based on my personal experience:

Michelle's Beach House:
HANDS DOWN the nicest facility and most beautiful ladies. The joint always feels clean and well taken care of, and the waitstaff are generally helpful. Michelle's is topless only, which has never actually bothered me. It's common for one of the ladies to show you some of her lower lips if you gesture down there with a generous tip.

The champagne room is (if I remember correctly) $300/hhr and $500/hr. Lap dances are $30, and dancer drinks range from $25-$75. The $75 level gets you a little semi-private booth where you can get more of her undivided attention, but she will have to get up and dance when it's her turn in the rotation, which runs down your clock. There are no lap dances allowed anywhere in Michelle's other than the seats around the main stage area and the champagne room, which might be my least favorite thing about it. On busy nights, you're going to be surrounded by random people if you choose to get a lap dance.



Pleasures: Wichita's only fully nude option. I've had a lot of fun at Pleasures, but the facility itself is an absolute shithole. The first time I visited Pleasures (August of 2018), I sat at one of the stages and water dripped on my head the whole time. The men's room always reeks, the furniture is upholstered in soiled leopard prints, and everything just feels really run down. Lap dances are $30 (I think?), and they take place in a much more private area than Michelle's, which I like. Interestingly enough, the girls have to have both top and bottom covered to perform a lap dance, despite the fact that they can go full nude on stage. Michelle's allows their dancers to give lap dances topless.

Pleasures offers a VIP area that is kind of like a "Diet Champagne Room". You're secluded from the rest of the club, although other people can technically see you. Lots more enhanced services can take place up there if you have the right girl, though. $350/hr.



There are many attractive dancers that work at Pleasures, but when they're bad, they are BAD. I don't want to be unkind, but someone needs to do the noble thing and tell a good many of those ladies to find a different occupation.

Of course, there are some Bikini Bar options like Angel's and the Executive Lounge, but out of all of them, I've only been to the Executive one time and would not return. I look forward to the discussion on this. Any questions, feel free to PM!
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Is the talent at MBH close to the lions of those shown on their website? The photos of the dancers haven’t changed in years
Is the talent at MBH close to the lions of those shown on their website? The photos of the dancers haven’t changed in years Originally Posted by ICTguy32
Try a decade plus. Michelle's daughter was a dancer and is on the site. She has kids now and is over 30.
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Yeah I used to visit MBH back in those days . And I remember seeing the late night commercials on local Wichita channels with Michelle’s daughter dancing in background
  • ks2ny
  • 04-04-2019, 03:46 PM
Try a decade plus. Michelle's daughter was a dancer and is on the site. She has kids now and is over 30. Originally Posted by Jaberwabee
Saw her not long ago, she has changed a LOT, remember when those big ole jugs were firm and she was a blast to get a lap dance from.
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You saw her recently at MBH ? Like in the last year ? And yes I remember those big ole fun bags . What are they like now ?
The Michelle's facility has really stepped up since those old TV commercials. Though often kitschy, It offers a level of comfort and cleanliness that Pleasures can't touch.
The Michelle's facility has really stepped up since those old TV commercials. Though often kitschy, It offers a level of comfort and cleanliness that Pleasures can't touch. Originally Posted by arcondio
Having working plumbing is a huge step up from Pleasures.
  • ks2ny
  • 04-06-2019, 12:34 PM
You saw her recently at MBH ? Like in the last year ? And yes I remember those big ole fun bags . What are they like now ? Originally Posted by ICTguy32
Yes about a year ago, gravity always wins. She has put on a lot of weight too. I was getting a beer and she was bartending and bossing around the dancers when I saw her.
Pleasures also has dancers who will offer a take out menu especially during the day. some dancers will find ways to show their tits and kitty in the lap dance area. During the day at pleasures you might even get to pull off some extras in the club. I know a former dancer that claims that some day dancers will give fs in the club during the day and the DJ will just turn the music up a little bit.

Babydoll's is a bikini club but most the girls there definitely offer a take out menu or go fs there especially during the day. I even had one latina hottie come home with me for the night for no extra charge.

If you have extra money and want to have a really good time I suggest travelling to Follies in Atlanta or Hong Kong Club in Tijuana where the caliber of female is way higher here and they almost all will go fs in the VIP area!
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So it sounds like MBH is the best for cleanliness. Also sounds like they above average to above average talent. But they offer little if anything in the way of things other than visuals. Lap dances next to the stage sounds odd, especially right next to guys you don’t know.

Pleasures sounds like it has more take out menu or activities , but the talent is lower quality.

Is all that accurate ?
So it sounds like MBH is the best for cleanliness. Also sounds like they above average to above average talent. But they offer little if anything in the way of things other than visuals. Lap dances next to the stage sounds odd, especially right next to guys you don’t know.

Pleasures sounds like it has more take out menu or activities , but the talent is lower quality.

Is all that accurate ? Originally Posted by ICTguy32
That's been exactly my experience at both places. Mind you I've not been to Pleasures since before Jezebel's shut down so the talent could have improved in the intervening years? Even if it did I'm hesitant to go back...last time I got a lap dance there the booth's stench was *really* distracting and unappealing.

One thing to add - you can roll the dice at MBH and try the champagne room which affords a lot of privacy. Just make sure you have a discussion with the dancer up front about activities or you risk your wallet being 300 dollars lighter for a 30 minute conversation and 2 "on the house" lap dances... (don't quote me on those numbers - I'm going purely based off my poor memory)

My recommendation to folks who ask me is to "take a business trip" and spend a few days in Dallas. I've not found anything in Wichita that comes close to the talent or the opportunities for extras/take out (of course you'll spend a lot more in the process down there).
I think you're right on the money except for the part about MBH ladies not offering much extra. I had an extended FS relationship with one of the dancers there and have discussed menu options with several others, including Mia, who you can see here:

(https://www.adultlook.com/p/2974533 Word of caution: Don't see Mia. She will lie and hustle any way she can to get every last dollar of yours.

You might have to search longer, but there's definitely fun to be had at MBH.

So it sounds like MBH is the best for cleanliness. Also sounds like they above average to above average talent. But they offer little if anything in the way of things other than visuals. Lap dances next to the stage sounds odd, especially right next to guys you don’t know.

Pleasures sounds like it has more take out menu or activities , but the talent is lower quality.

Is all that accurate ? Originally Posted by ICTguy32
That's been exactly my experience at both places. Mind you I've not been to Pleasures since before Jezebel's shut down so the talent could have improved in the intervening years? Even if it did I'm hesitant to go back...last time I got a lap dance there the booth's stench was *really* distracting and unappealing.

One thing to add - you can roll the dice at MBH and try the champagne room which affords a lot of privacy. Just make sure you have a discussion with the dancer up front about activities or you risk your wallet being 300 dollars lighter for a 30 minute conversation and 2 "on the house" lap dances... (don't quote me on those numbers - I'm going purely based off my poor memory)

My recommendation to folks who ask me is to "take a business trip" and spend a few days in Dallas. I've not found anything in Wichita that comes close to the talent or the opportunities for extras/take out (of course you'll spend a lot more in the process down there). Originally Posted by ICThobbyguy
See my comment about Hong Kong Club and Follies in ATL. Delta has daily flights for under $300, Follies is full nude and the VIP dances which are FS are $150-200 and the girls are just as good looking if not better than Dallas. Of course only club I been to in Dallas was the Men’s club and I won’t say how much I dropped just to get a bbbj from one girl and a hi from another. You can also score a weekday trip to Hong Kong club for $500-800 total as girls there gongs for under $100 and the quality there is high. Biggest expense there would be the flight to San Diego.