What's the weirdest Lube y'all have used? ( for intercourse)

BBQ-Guy's Avatar
What's the weirdest Lube y'all have used? ( for intercourse)

Something reminded me of a girl i used to know who preferred A & D ointment for our lube.
D_Friday's Avatar
Conditioner. It isn't obvious but in the absence of lotions and conventional lubes, most girls have conditioner if they're actually showering in the incall.
sidekick's Avatar
JB Weld for watertight connection!
oldpun's Avatar
Mayonnaise. The girl used it for lots of stuff. Always seemed to me like there was cum on both sides of the rubber at the end.
Tex9401's Avatar
I had this hot chick who like using coconut cooking oil...
Oldsailor64's Avatar
Tex...I agree. I see a well known provider who usues coconut oil. Its a great lube.
BBQ-Guy's Avatar
This other gal once thought we should try olive oil....what a mess
Coconut oil is a nice slick warm change to most lubes and as long as no one sticks dirty fingers or gets water in the jar its wonderful.
Keyhole Arc Blow's Avatar
Does the red tide count? I went to see a provider once who told me Aunt Flo had just left town so I should try when I was going down to daty. I didn't listen, so when I got down there I got a whiff of the distinct smell just as I dipped a finger in. I pulled it out and it turns out Aunt Flo wasn't quite gone yet. She was obviously embarrassed, but I was already naked and ready to smash.


Those jokes about blood being a good lube are true, she felt super wet.
Ive used coconut oil, olive oil, and in a non working situation I've used cum as lube (had him cum on my butt and that was lube for round 2 anal)
BBQ-Guy's Avatar
Ive used coconut oil, olive oil, and in a non working situation I've used cum as lube (had him cum on my butt and that was lube for round 2 anal) Originally Posted by Missscarlett368
Damn girl, that's Hot....seriously
Blue Moon Man's Avatar
Skip WD-40. Just too slippery.
oldpun's Avatar
Skip WD-40. Just too slippery. Originally Posted by Blue Moon Man
I thought the oily butt gets the worm.....
Thickwhitegirl's Avatar
Oil based lubes even coconut oil olive oil things like that can break down condoms. Just letting yall know.
Just a warning, I went down on a provider that applied lube during the session. I ended up getting sick because her lube contained benzene which made is a dangerous chemical. Be careful what you use.