Encounter: Krystal Conrad

mellow_mockingbird's Avatar
Date: 4/9/2019
Name: KrystalConrad
User ID:: 330839
Phone: Will provide after screening
Email Address: None
URL / Website: https://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=330839
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: North Dallas
Activities: BBBJ, LFK, FIV, MPCFS
Hair Length and Color: Shoulderlength with extensions, Blond
Age: 40s
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: The following is a fictional story. Any similarities to real persons, events or places is purely coincidental.

5'5, 120lbs, lean body, average to fit. Thinning blond hair with extensions. Spray-tanned to the extreme.

Krystal is nice enough. She is a fit mother who is just making a living. Her incall was a decent hotel and she makes an effort to be appealing and accommodating. She lists her age as 38, but looks a bit haggard and closer to late 40s. She's a smoker and it both smells and shows. If the smell of stale smoke and bad breath doesn't bother you, you'll be happy with her. My expectations going in were based on other "exceptional" reviews I read on Eccie. In all fairness, I would say my disappointment lies as much on the inflated and overblown reviews of Krystal as the experience itself. She was responsive to communications and had a pleasant demeanor.
Recommendation: No
I have seen her numerous times. Yes, you can smell smoke, but reviews have said smoker. Not sure what a spray-on tan makes a difference. She definitely doesn't look 40 plus and isn't close to 120 lbs. His other review isn't flattering either! Always satisfied.
Texas_Size_Smurf's Avatar
Date: 4/9/2019
Name: KrystalConrad
User ID:: 330839
Phone: Will provide after screening
Email Address: None
URL / Website: https://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=330839
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: North Dallas
Activities: BBBJ, LFK, FIV, MPCFS
Hair Length and Color: Shoulderlength with extensions, Blond
Age: 40s
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: The following is a fictional story. Any similarities to real persons, events or places is purely coincidental.

5'5, 120lbs, lean body, average to fit. Thinning blond hair with extensions. Spray-tanned to the extreme.

Krystal is nice enough. She is a fit mother who is just making a living. Her incall was a decent hotel and she makes an effort to be appealing and accommodating. She lists her age as 38, but looks a bit haggard and closer to late 40s. She's a smoker and it both smells and shows. If the smell of stale smoke and bad breath doesn't bother you, you'll be happy with her. My expectations going in were based on other "exceptional" reviews I read on Eccie. In all fairness, I would say my disappointment lies as much on the inflated and overblown reviews of Krystal as the experience itself. She was responsive to communications and had a pleasant demeanor.
Recommendation: No Originally Posted by mellow_mockingbird
I'll defend Krystal - since I first saw her when she joined Eccie..


Classy, very attractive sexy woman.

I will keep it at that as I respect the women I interact with..


After yrs, I still stay in-touch with her.. I dont do that with some others that I have visited..
Texas_Size_Smurf's Avatar
Date: 4/9/2019
Name: KrystalConrad
User ID:: 330839
Phone: Will provide after screening
Email Address: None
URL / Website: https://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=330839
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: North Dallas
Activities: BBBJ, LFK, FIV, MPCFS
Hair Length and Color: Shoulderlength with extensions, Blond
Age: 40s
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: The following is a fictional story. Any similarities to real persons, events or places is purely coincidental.

5'5, 120lbs, lean body, average to fit. Thinning blond hair with extensions. Spray-tanned to the extreme.

Krystal is nice enough. She is a fit mother who is just making a living. Her incall was a decent hotel and she makes an effort to be appealing and accommodating. She lists her age as 38, but looks a bit haggard and closer to late 40s. She's a smoker and it both smells and shows. If the smell of stale smoke and bad breath doesn't bother you, you'll be happy with her. My expectations going in were based on other "exceptional" reviews I read on Eccie. In all fairness, I would say my disappointment lies as much on the inflated and overblown reviews of Krystal as the experience itself. She was responsive to communications and had a pleasant demeanor.
Recommendation: No Originally Posted by mellow_mockingbird
late 30's early 40's some of the best experienced yrs -


mellow_mockingbird - you dont know what you are talking abt
go find your self an 18 yr old
mellow_mockingbird's Avatar
Gentlemen, there’s no need to defend anyone. It’s not a derogatory review and everyone is entitled to share their experience here. My review is factual and honest. Feel free to hold a differing opinion, but juvenile insults won’t change a thing. I’ve received enough appreciative PMs to know that there are many others who are tired of the often misleading and overblown reviews only to be disappointed upon a personal encounter. We can change that by being honest with one another. Cheers.
Thank you mellow_mockingbird for the courage to provide and honest and accurate review. The real value of this board is as a source of objective information that guides a user to spend his money with a lady that is appealing to him. After years of being on here I am still surprised how the majority of physical descriptions are inaccurate and misleading. I agree some latitude should be given for subjective opinions but distorting age and body proportions to the extent that is often done makes it for less satisfying and more expensive for the rest of us. The comments made by Texas_Size_Smurf are very suspicious and don't belong on here. Party on dudes!
needingmilking's Avatar
I'll defend Krystal - since I first saw her when she joined Eccie..


Classy, very attractive sexy woman.

I will keep it at that as I respect the women I interact with..


After yrs, I still stay in-touch with her.. I dont do that with some others that I have visited..
Originally Posted by Texas_Size_Smurf
late 30's early 40's some of the best experienced yrs -


mellow_mockingbird - you dont know what you are talking abt
go find your self an 18 yr old Originally Posted by Texas_Size_Smurf
You never wrote a review for her, and havent written any reviews since 2016.

Your opinion is... well... suspect to say the least...

You cant even read the review!!! How do you know if the No is because she is so beautiful that the OP feels he isnt worth it?
  • theG
  • 04-18-2019, 06:07 PM
Krystal Conrad is one of the sexiest and sweetest in Dallas. I used to see her a lot and yes she smokes, but come on, she is fucking hot and just nice lady. I haven't seen her in a year but always have great memories of her.
TLDR YOUR OPINION IS SHIT NOW LISTEN TO MY OPINION
Sorry Mellow about your experience. Yes she does smoke and her reviews say that so you should have known that going in. I have seen her several times and NEVER had a bad breath problem. Secondly if she is 105 I would be surprised and several years away from being in her 40s.

She has been on the board for over 3 years and has 115 YESes and 1 NO. Rest my case.



Wildcat
mellow_mockingbird's Avatar
It seems as though some of you are incapable of differentiating between a person‘s character and an interactive experience. This review does not make a derogatory comment one about Krystal’s character. In fact, it says in several places, she was kind and accommodating. There’s no need to rest your case, Wildcat. It’s not a jury. It’s a review based on an experience. If you find yourself in disagreement, by all means, continue to spend your money on her. Based on my experience, for the price, there are several other women in Dallas that I would prefer to see. Ones who smell delightful and provide a truly exceptional experience. I’ve chosen to provide a candid review of my experience and will continue to do so for the benefit of my fellow hobbyists. Those who have met Krystal and read my review will recognize the accuracy and truth of my account. Collectively, we have so de-valued the “yes would repeat” recommendations by providing blatantly false accounts for women that are undeserving of the recommendation, that I hold no stock in that system. Enjoy and be safe out there.
k1027g's Avatar
Not trying to be a WK, but I do have to agree with wildcat and others. Sorry that she wasn't what you expected. I've seen her since she has been on Eccie and even before. Very sexy and very attractive! Yes, she is a smoker, but I've never had an issue with it. Certainly not a bad breath problem. I always thought a tanned naked woman was very hot. I'm mystified why that's a problem. Also, NO WAY she looks closer to late 40's. Anyway, Krystal is a GREAT provider and I'll continue to see her.

I do appreciate everyone having different views, but wanted to give my 2 cents.
pmdelites's Avatar
...It’s a review based on an experience.
...

Collectively, we have so de-valued the “yes would repeat” recommendations by providing blatantly false accounts for women that are undeserving of the recommendation, that I hold no stock in that system. Enjoy and be safe out there. Originally Posted by mellow_mockingbird
yep, it was your experience and your mileage must vary from others.

instead of keeping to that, you bring up your assumption that some percentage of reviews are fake or misleading or worthless.
you may strongly believe that. but w/out hard facts, it's just your belief.

if you wanna discuss that belief or observation or perception w/ others, i suggest that you take that discussion to co-ed or the lounge and leave this thread to be about your experience w/ krystal.
mellow_mockingbird's Avatar
You lost me, PM. I have no idea what you're trying to communicate.

Here's some food for thought.......of the gentleman who seem so affronted by the mere idea of bogus reviews, you collectively have 227 encounter reviews. Of those 227, I'll let you guess how many were "no repeat". Either you are statistically the luckiest SOBs in the universe and have managed to bogart every single exceptional provider in the metroplex, or...........perhaps you have no minimum standard and therefore every provider "meets" the standard for a repeat?

To maintain the thread focus, I'll say again, Krystal was very nice and attempted to be accomodating. She's not my cup of tea, by everyone is not for everyone.
BluesMan's Avatar
I'm not here to WK for Krystal as I've never seen her but have been meaning to. I do believe that anyone can have a bad day. Maybe she was having one when the OP saw her. I also believe chemistry can play a big part in the enjoyment. That being said, I have 2 questions for MM.


1. Why the multiple mentions of the spray tan? Did it look bad, was it orange, did it come off easily on you? There's no explanation as to why you obviously didn't care for it.


2. You mention "inflated and overblown reviews of Krystal". How do you know they were inflated/overblown? Are you saying there's no way anyone could be having as good a time as everyone else seems to be with Krystal? Like you said, your review is not exactly terrible, and I absolutely believe you're entitled to your assessment of the experience, but for you to make a statement like that seems a little exaggerated.



Just thinking there's some grey areas here...