Review???

When they tell you Not to review. Do you keep it to yourself or tell the whole world?

Did they tell you that before or after the relaxation began? I assume the parking fee had already been paid for.

After the fun was had! Made me pinky promise

Suit yourself on writing the review , if I promised not to write one I would try to keep the promise. If there was something particularly bad I might still write the review. Understand that providers will see stuff on here. Mandles and white knights will share information. If you write the review you will have to accept you might not be able to see the provider again.

Men’s locker room works

If you promise then just depends on how much your promise means. If you have integrity you keep your promise. If you are not willing to honor the lady's wishes then tell her to her face.

If everyone else reviews her, WTF yes.