So many bums in the club

Even when I was a kid I told myself that I would never look like the guys I see in the strip club. Huge beer bellies hanging out of their faded stained Kmart clothes with wild looking grey hair. I used to think the dancers saying how hot I am was a line but compared to the homeless guys in the club I see that they are being honest. Do some setups and pushups, get a haircut, and throw out the Hanes t-shirt and sweat pants.

If those "bums" have money the girls will do the same for them as they do for you stud muffin......Sorry to disappoint you?

If those "bums" have money the girls will do the same for them as they do for you stud muffin......Sorry to disappoint you? Originally Posted by blackmaleindallas

LMAO

If those "bums" have money the girls will do the same for them as they do for you stud muffin......Sorry to disappoint you? Originally Posted by blackmaleindallas

Wrong. I am able to date and bang them for free since they like me as much as I like them. One is coming to see Endgame movie with me.

LOL. I'm not an old dude, and I'm a working man... but a lot of these "old bums" you see in the club aren't actually bums. They have money. Which is why dancers flock to them. A lot of those guys you see could have huge net worths, but you'd never know because of their appearance. Just saying. Just look at the Facebook Founder:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/08...6f41c2d15d.jpg

Doesn't look like he would be a billionaire, but he is.

However, there are also dudes in their, just like you said, who are bums. I can't deny that. But a lot of them have money.

Not every old dude has money either. If you're a good conversationalist, they will also flock to you. Had an older friend once who had 0 money, but would go to clubs with me. He always had the waitresses, the doorman, the dancers and the managers happy to see him and they would talk him up a storm, because he had a gift for gab. There are some men out there like that, but not a lot.

Bottom line. These dudes have money to burn.

Wrong. I am able to date and bang them for free since they like me as much as I like them. One is coming to see Endgame movie with me. Originally Posted by Handsome Nashville

Johnny on the spot. LOL

Strip clubs are around because a lot of ugly fat bums with money go and spend there. That and they provide a setting you can show off how fucking spectacular you are should make you giddy.

LOL. I'm not an old dude, and I'm a working man... but a lot of these "old bums" you see in the club aren't actually bums. They have money. Which is why dancers flock to them. A lot of those guys you see could have huge net worths, but you'd never know because of their appearance. Just saying. Just look at the Facebook Founder:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/08...6f41c2d15d.jpg

Doesn't look like he would be a billionaire, but he is.

However, there are also dudes in their, just like you said, who are bums. I can't deny that. But a lot of them have money.

Not every old dude has money either. If you're a good conversationalist, they will also flock to you. Had an older friend once who had 0 money, but would go to clubs with me. He always had the waitresses, the doorman, the dancers and the managers happy to see him and they would talk him up a storm, because he had a gift for gab. There are some men out there like that, but not a lot.

Bottom line. These dudes have money to burn. Originally Posted by Ziz

I know they have money. I am just saying have at least 1% of self respect and not wear dirty torn Hanes T-shirt and lacking a haircut in 15 years. I have always looked presentable since all my family and friends grew up with class. On most days while running errands I blend in with the middle class so it is true you cannot tell who is rich or not, but if I am going to a place with beautiful women I will also put more effort in my appearance. These nasty looking people make America look like third world. Obviously no one ever told them this so I am educating them for the first time.

One is coming to see Endgame movie with me. Originally Posted by Handsome Nashville

This is such an amazing troll post I would pay for lessons. If she really loves you she'll watch Shane Carruth films with you.

Sound like you need to hangout at a gym or church and not in a strip club. You’re in the wrong place to be looking for self respect!

Make sure she buys that movie ticket!

Sound like you need to hangout at a gym or church and not in a strip club. You’re in the wrong place to be looking for self respect!

Make sure she buys that movie ticket! Originally Posted by rlWord

My point exactly. Don't forget she's got to pay for her half for the popcorn, her Jujubes, goobers, and her "cola" or you're not dating a stripper "for free". This is assuming she met him at the theater because if he picked her up then he needs his share of the gas money too...

BTW, who wants to date a stripper? If you know enough of them, they mostly have drama you don't want to hear about or deal with. I want to L3 a stripper and go see Endgame by myself or with the kids (if you have any). ..

hahahaha Whose troll handle is this?

My point exactly. Don't forget she's got to pay for her half for the popcorn, her Jujubes, goobers, and her "cola" or you're not dating a stripper "for free". This is assuming she met him at the theater because if he picked her up then he needs his share of the gas money too... Originally Posted by blackmaleindallas

There are no good looking women that are free... when I say free I mean like every other women. Not free as I have to pay like she is an escort and only there because I pay and leaves when I do not. Also those minor expenses that you mentioned were a concern when I was 16 but not even noticeable now. I can see why every stripper jumps on me now if you are worried about a date chipping in for gas.

This is HN:

https://www.theonion.com/i-think-tha...-me-1819583467

This is the best troll thread I've seen in a while. Good job, HN.