It's So HOT...........

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )

It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

its so hot, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance.



You discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.



It's So Hot....... Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing!!


Campbell Soup Co. has changed the directions on its cans to, "Just pour and eat."

It's so hot, I closed up shop, jumped in the pool, sippin' on Southern Comfort....

It's so hot, I caught a catfish that had ticks.

It's so hot, that SNL & I have decided to stop wearing clothes until further notice.

LOL!!!!

It's so hot, I'm wondering why I haven't gotten an invite to a HAHH pool party yet???

<< That's me. I'm 'fishing' for an invite.

It's so hot, that SNL & I have decided to stop wearing clothes until further notice. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Well hell, That'll only make things hotter.

Not that I'm complaining mind you !