And in all respect to Lenny Dykstra.
I was laughing with him not at him.
I have been there done that um maybe 8 times.
No I dont wear 80k dentures.
But omy these Bellinis..are like truth serum..
In all honesty.
Ok fuck it here it goes..
..I can relate.
On my wedding night I wore lingerie and padded bra..hoping my new husband would not find out that i was as flat as a board.
Little did I know my exhusband now
Had put a freaking ambien in my drinks and used his new wife every which way until later when he showed me the video.
So Anyway, on the morning of my wedding day I freaked out when I noticed OMG..im naked.
So to avoid any form of embarrassment I tried to sneak out of bed while he was still asleep.
And in doing so I tripped and did a summersalt in the air from the bed to the dresser corner...leaving my knocking my front tooth out!!
So the very next week I did get a new set of double dees..and had to wear a partial..yes for the longest time
I spent many late nights digging in garbage for my partial in my napkin.
So Lenny I felt your Pain!!
☺
..im not alone
Only being a female I was to embarrased to Ask Restaurants worried they might be like..
" you wanna what?!"
... On my wedding night I wore lingerie and padded bra..hoping my new husband would not find out that i was as flat as a board.
Originally Posted by VENUSNOVA
When you got married your husband had never seen you nekkid?