Perhaps your auction will be more successful if you grow some double dees. You need to post some pics of yourself in your lingerie; some thigh highs would be nice. And grow a beard! You could get a snake tattoo with the snake wrapped around your torso and splitting into two parts on your belly; one part going to your penis which would be one head, and the other part terminating in the cleavage of your new breasts, the head also being a penis head. You can wear a low cut blouse so everyone can see.
Maybe a tattoo of a stallion on your forehead,