Encounter: Jade in lovejoy...completely bullshit

Date: 7-09-19
Name: Jade
Phone: 716-388-4297
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://escortalligator.com.buffalo..../34168327/Jade
City: Buffalo
State: New York
Address: Lovejoy
Hair Length and Color: Scraggly wet dark mid length
Age: Fuck...40?
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: I don’t know if I got a different girl than the other reviews. But she was not anything like she was made out to be.

She’s not a spinner at all more like a stick. She was fucking Staff Edit DD and no “sexy” ass. No ass or tits to speak of she barely had nipple. For a minute I almost thought she was a guy. This bitch was like a sheet of paper. If she stuck her tongue out she could be a zipper.
Recommendation: No

Wow

fuckin Slapsitin….
Nice job!

Overnights?

Overnights? Originally Posted by ben dover

STAFF EDIT DD?

We all have our prefereces.
Sorry to hear you didn't enjoy her.

NOW that was a GREAT review....

However, PM check shortly!!

Yep, mentioned the unmentionable

Age: Fuck...40?

ahem, I'm 60something

No one mentioned a dog before.

I concur with the physical assessment. Went through the same crap...

Age: Fuck...40?

ahem, I'm 60something Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Do you claim to be a hot young 25 year old?

Fucking best shit I've read in a while... prepare for points lol

Do you claim to be a hot young 25 year old? Originally Posted by Slapsitin

Ummmm, errrr....helllllll NO!!

Sorry you took one for the team