I stopped by Maple Massage for the first time after reading a few reviews and thought I would to give it a try. Was met at the hall-room/front door by of course the first available lady (which in my experience, has always been the “one” that no one wants, really!). I mentioned to her a particular name that I was looking for. With my guard down, this same older lady takes my hand, “yes,...yes follow me.” She could not understand the words coming out of my mouth. LOL, wrong rookie mistake on my part - after presenting her with the $60 door/massage fee, only to find out she would be the one taking care of me! WTH!? Damnit!!
Fast forward past the lame arse massage, with only 10 mins to go...and NOW... One hour wasted on a 60+ year old Asian GrandMa MILF with NO what-SO-ever Dck Suxn Skills. Her Sideways Mouth Tugging (opposite side of my crook-I am a lefty!), no rhythm, to instant jackhammering and then to only tipping (so which one of you Fckrs taught this lady wrong and how the hell can a older person in this biz sux at this so bad, HOW?!?). Way over working the effort until she started to sweat, and complain about getting too hot - so gross touching a sweaty back of the neck! FkMe!! Many times I was thinking why am I here and I wish a had brought my Fleshlight to help her out!! LOL
Couldn’t even get close to getting off with the constant front door chime (her stepping out each time to check on that damn door) and her damn personal cell/texting phone interruptions, no relaxing music playing on the background- only finally leading to an hour, yea the whole hour of her being totally exhausted and her giving up. She made it very clear that time was up by turning the overhead lights from the low dimmer mode, to high glare! Surprise M-Fer...What, my eyes?!?!
Getting re-dress in a room with the lights on high brightness as she is waiting to get her freaking tip!!
Not sure if I should do a review or if this is good enough!?
#NoSMT (No Sideways Mouth Tugging) bitches!!
Provider name: C...y, rhymes with Mindy. (Please retire C!)
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