If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. Originally Posted by fozziewockabearExcellent post by my dear friend Fozzie and I agree with it a 100 percent.
Excellent post by my dear friend Fozzie and I agree with it a 100 percent.Thanks VC!
If something sounds too good to be true, then it probably isn't true.
Back in June 2015, a certain backpage provider was offering a 1 hr gfe session with lots of kissing for a very low donation for her time. Her pics looked good so I scheduled an appointment and went to meet her. She was staying at a seedy motel with a lot of thugs lounging outside. I should have bounced then but I was stupid and I didn't.
When I entered her room, I immediately wanted to leave because she looked a lot bigger than her pics and she reeked of some nasty body odor. As if she hadn't showered in over a week. She was certainly not a sexy PAWG. More like a smelly white whale. I told her I'm leaving and she took her gun out and told me I can't. I don't know why I did it but I kissed her and her saliva tasted rancid and sour. I somehow endured my time with her and left after 20 minutes.
I learned a valuable hobby lesson:
Be very wary of providers whose ads sound too good to be true. Especially if that provider doesn't have any reviews to back her up. It's likely a trap. Originally Posted by VeryClean
Excellent post by my dear friend Fozzie and I agree with it a 100 percent.Holy crap! Did she force you to DIY?
If something sounds too good to be true, then it probably isn't true.
Back in June 2015, a certain backpage provider was offering a 1 hr gfe session with lots of kissing for a very low donation for her time. Her pics looked good so I scheduled an appointment and went to meet her. She was staying at a seedy motel with a lot of thugs lounging outside. I should have bounced then but I was stupid and I didn't.
When I entered her room, I immediately wanted to leave because she looked a lot bigger than her pics and she reeked of some nasty body odor. As if she hadn't showered in over a week. She was certainly not a sexy PAWG. More like a smelly white whale. I told her I'm leaving and she took her gun out and told me I can't. I don't know why I did it but I kissed her and her saliva tasted rancid and sour. I somehow endured my time with her and left after 20 minutes.
I learned a valuable hobby lesson:
Be very wary of providers whose ads sound too good to be true. Especially if that provider doesn't have any reviews to back her up. It's likely a trap. Originally Posted by VeryClean
Holy crap! Did she force you to DIY? Originally Posted by Skipskipper51Fortunately she didn't. She did strongly suggest it though and told me that men love to eat her out.