Definition of both Happy & Sad

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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions.The husband turned to his wife and said, "That's all a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

She said: "OK. Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

Very funny. That would have been my response, exactly.