I heart strippers

They're awesome... Article is chock full of win...

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/28679861/detail.html

Two points jump out at me........

1st - even the police know that the best place to meet hooktards is the Academy parking lot.

2nd - can someone say bbfs?

Holy shit...

1st - even the police know that the best place to meet hooktards is the Academy parking lot.
Originally Posted by dearhunter

oH Snap!

She's cute... Who's up for a SC trip? We can give her a few 5's for being famious instead of 1's. hah!

Two points jump out at me........

1st - even the police know that the best place to meet hooktards is the Academy parking lot.

2nd - can someone say bbfs? Originally Posted by dearhunter

oH Snap! Originally Posted by notanewbie

You can't script shit better than this!

4th kid huh. Someone need to 'splain to her how that keeps happening.

Damn!!!!

That would never happen with the strippers I know. They're all just dancing to pay for their educations and are far too intelligent and responsible to behave in such a manner.

2nd - can someone say bbfs? Originally Posted by dearhunter

I wonder what "collage" she's putting herself through?

ho-ly shit.
I just want to punch her in her cunt until she can't reproduce again.

I'll also need either an awl and some heavy cord or some super fucking epoxy to seal that shit shut.

Wayway, this is beyond the evil in my soul, I need your assistance conjuring up evil things to plan for this.. thing taking up our oxygen.

She looks hot enough that the wifey and I would still try to get her back to my place for a threesome...she'd just have to leave the kids in the car...don't want them in my apartment...

One of the few cases where I would condone a mandatory eugenics program.