The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
Has to work hard
Has to work at great depths
Has to work upside down
Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
Has to work in a high humidity environment
Has to work at high temperatures
Does not get weekends and holidays off
Does not get time off after extra hours of work
Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness
Request denied for the following reasons:
Does not work 8 hours in a row
Does not answer immediately to all requests
After a short activity period, falls asleep at work
Shows no fidelity to the workplace
Retires too early
Does not work at all unless pushed from behind
Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
Sometimes leaves work, too early
- BabyDallass
- 07-28-2011, 08:13 PM
- Sweet N Little
- 07-28-2011, 08:50 PM
- Scruffy55
- 07-29-2011, 07:18 AM
But you got to admit he has a great attitude and enjoys his work!
- BabyDallass
- 07-29-2011, 12:30 PM
LOL thanks SNL nice profile pic!! @ scruffy I so agree! 
- SouthCaliGent
- 08-03-2011, 12:37 AM
Does not work at all unless pushed from behind
I don't know if I want to ask what that means. Lol
I don't know if I want to ask what that means. Lol
- BabyDallass
- 08-03-2011, 11:41 AM
- Howl at the Moon
- 08-03-2011, 02:46 PM
one day all the parts of the body began to argue about who was boss.
The asshole got so angry he just closed up.
Pretty soon the brain was foggy, the legs were weak, the mouth was sour, the eyes were crossed and they all agreed that the asshole could be boss.
Just goes to show, the boss is not the smartest, the one who can see they way forward, the strongest or even the best communicator... just an asshole with an opinion.
- The Brain said "I should be boss because I do all the thinking."
- The legs said "We should be boss because we are strong and take everyone where they want to go."
- The eyes said "We should be boss because we are the only ones that can see."
- The mouth said "I should be boss since i do all the communicating."
- Then the asshole piped up and said "I should be boss because..." but everyone was laughing so hard they could not pay attention.
The asshole got so angry he just closed up.
Pretty soon the brain was foggy, the legs were weak, the mouth was sour, the eyes were crossed and they all agreed that the asshole could be boss.
Just goes to show, the boss is not the smartest, the one who can see they way forward, the strongest or even the best communicator... just an asshole with an opinion.