Hilarious BP ad

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  • GP
  • 07-30-2011, 02:43 PM
http://buffalo.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-schopl-teacher-look-with-a-booty-21/6477251

sexy schopl teacher look with a booty - 21 report ad


posted: July 30, 2011, 03:37 PM
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Hey my name is brook come relax with me is a safe clean and cool setting.. I have nice long legs, juicy booty.. my tuch will have chills go up your spine. I have a school teacher look with my glasses but I am .. available anytime.. I am ready for u
You. Pick up your phone call 315*430*5875... ask for brook. Xoxoxo
Poster's age: 21

Hopefully she does not teach spelling as a sexy schopl teacher
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Hopefully she does not teach spelling as a sexy schopl teacher Originally Posted by GP
MMMMM I think that is a very old pic of a spelling teacher I had. She did not get it right on my grammar also.



errr joke: My poor spelling and grammar is all on me. They did try.

But that is a funny ad. Be right over honey/'not
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"Fist" time?

http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...you-21/5742708

~-*-~Gorgeus Playmate Fist time & Just Came In Town and Looking Forward To Meeting You ~-*-~ - 21
posted: July 29, 2011, 11:24 PM






I am the perfect choice for gentlemen who appreciate the best things in life.
I am a Asian classy and outgoing girl.
I have brown eyes, soft skin, pretty face with long hair
When I meet you, my hot curvy figure will definitely drive you crazy.
I am real and sexy, smart and fit, easy going and friendly
201 257 2359
24 hr available !!
Poster's age: 21
• Location: Albany ~*~ in call ~*~ Wolf Road
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mmmmm 33 hits on tineye on the 1st pic. mmmmm did not check others. why bother. 21 and first time my ass till I know better. LOL

first fist mmmmm could be a type'o.

But 21 is more believable than GP's ad. How is one a teacher at 21. A early out of HS would know better than schopl
That is how one get out early of HS with a degree looking for every detail. mmmm so not me LOL
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Originally Posted by naughtynikki84
mmmm that reminds me. I may be cutting back till a good pay check after lay off. But I want some azz this weekend. Thanks for the reminder Nikki. Love that avatar. And look out Your almost the age I'm looking to chase.
I like with some miles on them. Harder to get away from me.
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  • Doove
  • 07-30-2011, 05:55 PM
http://buffalo.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-schopl-teacher-look-with-a-booty-21/6477251

Hopefully she does not teach spelling as a sexy schopl teacher Originally Posted by GP
I think we can all rest easy - i don't read her ad to suggest she's a schopl teacher, just that she has a "schopl teacher look".

You know, similar to someone advertising a libarian look.
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I think we can all rest easy - i don't read her ad to suggest she's a schopl teacher, just that she has a "schopl teacher look".

You know, similar to someone advertising a libarian look. Originally Posted by Doove
mmmm but if your going to talk the talk. Then walk the walk.
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  • GP
  • 07-30-2011, 06:19 PM
I think we can all rest easy - i don't read her ad to suggest she's a schopl teacher, just that she has a "schopl teacher look".

You know, similar to someone advertising a libarian look. Originally Posted by Doove

PHEEEEEW! thank goodness you showed up and cleared that up for us.
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Sometimes I wish Doove was a fire hydrant. mmmmmm maybe I need to change my avatar back to woof real soon/ LOL
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  • Doove
  • 07-30-2011, 07:20 PM
Sometimes I wish Doove was a fire hydrant. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Perhaps we should move on over to the Golden Showers thread?
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Na: I want to keep this avatar a bit longer,before bringing back woof. And I like jousting with ya. But BCD, your not my type. But a few others mmmmm lets both keep out of that thread. I think some of them guys would piss on mmmmm any sex LOL

hay I'm not into that boy boy or boy ts stuff. But if you are hay that's ok mmmm but forget that drink or shaking hands crap then. But I think you are a straight guy. errr hope mmmm hope not going well errr what ever LOL
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OSD,

Imagine how disappointing her appointments have been since this ad ran. "You do WHAT to me?" "Ouch!" "That no fit in me!"
"Every appointment, man want to do crazy thing to me!"

My sympathy goes out to her. I bet she won't be able to sit down for another week.


mmmmm 33 hits on tineye on the 1st pic. mmmmm did not check others. why bother. 21 and first time my ass till I know better. LOL

first fist mmmmm could be a type'o.

But 21 is more believable than GP's ad. How is one a teacher at 21. A early out of HS would know better than schopl
That is how one get out early of HS with a degree looking for every detail. mmmm so not me LOL Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
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MMM with 33 hits on tineye for one pic. I do not feel for her at all. She can put up real pic's with or with out a face. Just look how bad some of the providers feel when another rips off there pics.
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OSD,

I'm pretty sure it's some kind of Asian "agency." "They" place similar ads on boards in several states and just steal some pictures of young, beautiful Asian women to use. The ads are always written in exceptionally poor English and drift between first person and third person narrative.

If anyone actually answers the ad, I'll wager that whoever shows up for him has no idea about the ad or what it said. And is probably two to three times as old as any of the girls shown in the photo, not nearly as attractive, and has a poor grasp of the language.

It's all a con, I think.