Ok so I must give HUGE thanks to Representative Cleaver for coining the best new slang term I've heard since Andy Cohen came up with "Ramotional" (all you "Housewives" fans know what that means! ):
Satan Sandwich!
Just lift the bun and you'll see the truth...
I know I have a juvenile sense of humor but I do aim to use this at least once a day from now on.
Watch Satan Sandwich!!!