Best "didn't happen" story?

PitBoss' recent misadventures have me recalling some of my own expensive lessons learned. There are a few of them, I bet you all (guys and girls) have some good ones too?


My most recent (as an old monger I knew better, but thinking with the wrong head hits all of us.)
Was in Vegas (strike one) looking for outcall (strike two) and didn't use ECCIE (strike 3)
I was actually looking for a VERY passable shemale to see how it went (I've met one before, it was honestly good, "she" was totally passable, like - 1 in 10,000 passable.) So anyway, I'm a little fucked up, a lot horny, and figured I'd see if I could hit the jackpot again on a passable tgirl in Vegas.
After much negotiation, a lot of delay, some god damn duck-duck-goose games to get her in the elevator (Vegas hotels) we finally get to my room. I'm thinking "holy shit jackpot again, she's completely passable, great tits, everything!"
Then I hand her cash and get naked. Fresh shaved and hanging in the breeze at half mast. She's on the couch and starts talking: "So, that was my appearance fee" ('uh huh'... kinda maybe figured this, Vegas again) "and... you were wanting a t-girl, right?" ('yeah...') "Well, I'm post-op, you see, so I wanted you to know that before we started."
At that point I was done. Extra fee and a girl trying to pass as a guy trying to pass as a girl was just too much. Naked I swing open the hotel room door, tell her to not say anything else and leave. She was a little surprised, but left. I figured the "appearance fee" was just an idiot tax that I deserved to pay.
Still haven't been with another t-girl to this day (the first one has a couple videos up under "Alona Miles" ... cute guyrl. Her chin was too big (more obvious in video than in person) but hips/skin/eyes/hands were all very feminine.)


So: who else has paid (or taken) an idiot tax?

So your saying you were looking for a stiff one after having a few stiff drinks and ya got stiffed.
Seems fair!

So your saying you were looking for a stiff one after having a few stiff drinks and ya got stiffed.
Seems fair! Originally Posted by BigDeal

More than fair. Though to be on enough hormones to be passable usually they don't have anything stiff.

Love these stories! Can you explain? He was a she with new equipment? Like how does that work?



QUOTE=nwmomonger;1061840880]PitBoss' recent misadventures have me recalling some of my own expensive lessons learned. There are a few of them, I bet you all (guys and girls) have some good ones too?


My most recent (as an old monger I knew better, but thinking with the wrong head hits all of us.)
Was in Vegas (strike one) looking for outcall (strike two) and didn't use ECCIE (strike 3)
I was actually looking for a VERY passable shemale to see how it went (I've met one before, it was honestly good, "she" was totally passable, like - 1 in 10,000 passable.) So anyway, I'm a little fucked up, a lot horny, and figured I'd see if I could hit the jackpot again on a passable tgirl in Vegas.
After much negotiation, a lot of delay, some god damn duck-duck-goose games to get her in the elevator (Vegas hotels) we finally get to my room. I'm thinking "holy shit jackpot again, she's completely passable, great tits, everything!"
Then I hand her cash and get naked. Fresh shaved and hanging in the breeze at half mast. She's on the couch and starts talking: "So, that was my appearance fee" ('uh huh'... kinda maybe figured this, Vegas again) "and... you were wanting a t-girl, right?" ('yeah...') "Well, I'm post-op, you see, so I wanted you to know that before we started."
At that point I was done. Extra fee and a girl trying to pass as a guy trying to pass as a girl was just too much. Naked I swing open the hotel room door, tell her to not say anything else and leave. She was a little surprised, but left. I figured the "appearance fee" was just an idiot tax that I deserved to pay.
Still haven't been with another t-girl to this day (the first one has a couple videos up under "Alona Miles" ... cute guyrl. Her chin was too big (more obvious in video than in person) but hips/skin/eyes/hands were all very feminine.)


So: who else has paid (or taken) an idiot tax?[/QUOTE]

He was a she with new equipment? Like how does that work?

She was a she, pretending to be a he-she, because she wanted my money. She was a mediocre looking girl (so... passable for a t-girl) and playing a few games (more money, not what I thought I was getting, time wasting, etc)

Vegas in the city limits is nearly always a rip off....lots of people think the hobby is legal in Nevada, but that doesn't apply to the city of LV.....so its almost always a set up to rip the client off....it's good you ran her off.....you would have only lost more money if she had stayed and you had paid her.....the legal brothels are a different story but they can be really expensive, top girls there sometimes get 500-1000 bucks for an hour....crazy!!

Ok. I will bite. Contacted a visiting P411 girl from Wichita who is well known. Time was set. Get to a residential area South of the Plaza on time. I tell her I am there. She tells me which house to go.to. I ring the door bell a few times.No one answered. Finally a voice on the ring door bell asks who it is. She comes down after like 5 more minutes. We get to the room and activities start after talking a bit Some kissing, boob play and bbbj. Then there is a loud knock on the bedroom door, just as she was going to get on top and start cg. It was another provider I have seen, who also lives in Wichita. Some mumbled talk and my girl returns. Tells me we are being watched and have to get out. She keeps a third of the donation and tells me I have to leave. They are grabbing all their stuff as fast as possible. No explanation on what was happening. Walking out that door was a heart stopper. It was around 9:20pm. I didn't know if there was le or an ex-boyfriend waiting for me. I walked briskly to my vehicle and left. I drove 20 min and still made it home before my hour would have been up.

OMG! Terrifying! Did u ever know what happened? At least she didnt keep all the donation

Yes Suzanna. Apparently it was an air bnb. I was the last appointment for the night. So they sent me to the front door. The ring door bell notified the owner, who apparently had the house wired for vidieo. Which is against air bnb policy. The owner called the other girl and told them to get out or he would call the police.

Yes Suzanna. Apparently it was an air bnb. I was the last appointment for the night. So they sent me to the front door. The ring door bell notified the owner, who apparently had the house wired for vidieo. Which is against air bnb policy. The owner called the other girl and told them to get out or he would call the police. Originally Posted by TailHooked

I’m sorry I don’t have any stories to contribute but these are great.

FYI--I just read an article about AIRBNB hosts using devices to spy on renters. The article suggested disconnecting the wifi router and see if the host calls you to see if anything is wrong. No call--no spying.

holy shit that airbnb one! modern problems.

Another one I always remember is a SUPER hot black streetwalker I picked up on Indep Ave back in the day (I'm old, this was before backpage, street was a thing.) We drove around for a while trying to find a parking place. In the drive around we got some mutual touch going on then she asked for cash. I figured in the car was safe enough, we were set, just not quite parked yet. So I give her the cash and we find a spot behind a store. She hops out saying she has to grab something in the store. I'm like "what?" Then she runs in, I wait, and a few minutes later a *very* muscular african american gentleman comes out the back door and stares me down as I sit in the car. I figure this is more trouble than I need and let it go. Scam worked because she wasn't like "go here, where's the cash" she played it so cool and we just "happened" to end up behind the store with her ... friend.