Lesbionics

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1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack-cracker, the other's a crack-snacker..

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 government workers?
100 people that don't do dick.
Prepare to duck low, very low, my friend......insulting government workers like that!

Me, I love lesbians...I've been known to befriend one or two now and then. Sometimes they get "curious", especially if they've been a member of the club their whole lives.
Prepare to duck low, very low, my friend......insulting government workers like that!

Me, I love lesbians...I've been known to befriend one or two now and then. Sometimes they get "curious", especially if they've been a member of the club their whole lives.