No offense...

I think its funny when some dudes try 2 lowkey pump their egos on here...provider gets terrible reviews from 10 dudes n they come in with a pat yourself on the sack comment "you all must b doin somethin wrong..." "...shes never like tht with me"...yea ok bro watev makes u feel better bout wasting tht $

Do you have any examples?

Like how Lexi78 has a bunch of bad reviews but one person seems to want to be her white knight and going back through the threads he goes as far as to challenge people to come see him.

I always pat myself on the sack.

On the other hand, I’ve had enthusiastic performances from providers who others have described as dead fish. As always, YMMV.

Tru esp if you're talkin bout Lacey the dead fish lol...she def opens up more after the 1st visit imo

I think its funny when some dudes try 2 lowkey pump their egos on here...provider gets terrible reviews from 10 dudes n they come in with a pat yourself on the sack comment "you all must b doin somethin wrong..." "...shes never like tht with me"...yea ok bro watev makes u feel better bout wasting tht $ Originally Posted by White_Mamba412

Tru esp if you're talkin bout Lacey the dead fish lol...she def opens up more after the 1st visit imo Originally Posted by White_Mamba412

Do they speak English in what?

I think he’s speaking a Bulgarian dialect. And enjoys kumquats

I have a theory about this and that is that a "good" experience is a very subjective term, considering that everybody comes from different experiences.

Simply put, maybe one person hasn't dated a lot or has slept with less-than-enthusiastic partners in general. Well, that's going to be a person who is more likely to be thrilled with what maybe more seasoned individuals would consider a mediocre ho.

I'm like that with "anything short of a gimp in your dungeon type shit is 'Vanilla' ". But that's only because sex is and one of the few habits I have that I can actually enjoy successfully.i.e., I've been wild from the gate...but again, same theory; "good", "wild", "taboo", etc. these are all things in which everyone has very personal opinions about, as everyone's *perception* of these are different based on life experiences- and thus entirely too subjective in nature for everyone to agree upon across the board, ykwim?

So, believe it or not, that "cold fish" is someone's dream date. Different strokes, my man...different strokes...

I think he’s speaking a Bulgarian dialect. And enjoys kumquats Originally Posted by bambino

I think ebonics is making a comeback.

Stopped by real quick...I won't be back to this thread so you can save your time...I won't read it anyways.

Folks who are clients, customers, friends enjoy their experiences for the experience and not to write a story.

Someone even suggested that those who hobby for the sake of writing reviews are secretly gay and seeking the sexual approval of the men on the site. Go seek that sexual approval from your fellow "hobbyists"...

I'll be over here getting my clit licked.

So much better to experience than read a fake story. That's just my opinion though...

you do you though, boo boo.

I think ebonics is making a comeback. Originally Posted by Zeman

This is racist. Stop it.

Do they speak English in what? Originally Posted by tannana

This reference made my day

Lacey is a pin cushion deadfish

Chemistry is legit though. Some guys come in with the personality of a wet paper bag and just lay there quietly staring at you so you just go through the motions. Other guys have the gift of gab or bring you presents or they are an Energizer bunny or they kiss you like a long lost lover so you have chemistry off the bat.