3Dom got a new friend and author of the
“Chicken Pot Poopy Cock Pie”
otherwise know as the Big BamBooty,
The sexiest BBFS Greek Freak of the week,
Cuz Boo ain’t too proud to get down on them Bamboozled knees
and get himself a bird’s-eye-rectally-correct peek!
Bambooty is wurld and K- gurl famous
for juggling corn kernels with the tip of his drum stick wood,
All whilst singing in key, tickling pink hearts, yellow moons, and purple FaRts out the AnUs!
Bamboo be eloquently tossing Korean “Me so Horny” salad,
and gobbling down brown-eye fudge-butt mud-pie,
Gettin’ off to Gourmet Ass-2-mouth gravy,
Recipe for ASSaster that COULD, WOULD, AND SHOULD,
Be nominated for AMPland’s most
“Thick & BiG Bamboozly Savory”
TASTE TESTED, POOP SICKLED, and REVIEWED
A TWO KNUCKLE DEEP BAMBOOZY THUMBS UP,
“This bitch’s innards & dukey fried gizzards is Finger-Licking-Good”
We Love You Big Bamboo,
And 4 all y'all’ ass-backward booty bandits
You know 3Dom keeps it TrUe