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berryberry's Avatar
So saw this AP story

Edited the story to take out any names

Police: New Mexico man agreed to pay prostitute with burger

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — A New Mexico man is facing charges after police said he agreed to pay an undercover officer posing as a prostitute with a hamburger.

According to a criminal complaint, the 36-year-old approached the undercover officer while riding his bike and asked her how much she charged. When he said he didn’t get paid until Friday, the officer said he could pay with his burger and he agreed, court documents said.

He was arrested and charged with patronizing prostitutes.
I paid with a dozen.wings and a bottle of apple juice once
She didn't require a one burger deposit in advance?
bambino's Avatar
Was his name Wimpy? Ill gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
wonder if he had to hold the pickle and if special sauce was involved
Usually it's Newports. Foodstuffs is different.
Isn't that called a date?
Depurefymii's Avatar
What she really wanted was a doughnut.
MorganOBM's Avatar
Such bullshit, what guy on earth wouldn’t give to his hamburger for a bj? If that’s not entrapment........
Jacuzzme's Avatar
Depends on how hungry he was.
Such bullshit, what guy on earth wouldn’t give to his hamburger for a bj? If that’s not entrapment........ Originally Posted by MorganOBM
Depends on if the burger was from Butterjoint or not
Hematoma's Avatar
Definitely depends on the burger! A good burger holds more power lol
mrmxmr's Avatar
if she asked for a hotdog payment he could have claimed entrapment LOL
MorganOBM's Avatar
LMAO if he was that hungry he wouldn’t have been carrying it with him on the bicycle. I’d give up my food for some good head in the right situation