Toilet paper as a tip

Lets be humorous a little..these are crazy times
So tip your provider with a roll of TP!
I am in NWA and my hotel has only a half-roll in the room..I went to Walmart and had to get paper towels! Lol
But I have a gent bringing me a roll tomorrow.

I'll take wipes as a tip lol

Apparently bags of rice are a hot commodity as well

Did you know that so many crazy people are hoarding that stores are now not letting you return anything that's considered a hot ticket food item or necessity for example toilet paper and rice

hen House in Overland Park is not allowing any returns

I figure I can offer a lady time on my toilet! Call it "defecation with benefits"!

I'll take wipes as a tip lol

Apparently bags of rice are a hot commodity as well

Did you know that so many crazy people are hoarding that stores are now not letting you return anything that's considered a hot ticket food item or necessity for example toilet paper and rice

hen House in Overland Park is not allowing any returns Originally Posted by Sienna91

Nor should they be. I work in the grocery industry as a vendor. Some like Walmart have very liberal return policy. I can tell you that there should be NO returns on perishable food products during this...

I'll take wipes as a tip lol

Apparently bags of rice are a hot commodity as well

Did you know that so many crazy people are hoarding that stores are now not letting you return anything that's considered a hot ticket food item or necessity for example toilet paper and rice

hen House in Overland Park is not allowing any returns Originally Posted by Sienna91

Hey,
Bananas have disappeared from all the grocery shelves. I went to three stores; all empty shelves. When this started I got a very green bunch from Strouds in OP. I checked today: empty. The clerk said that a truckload was expected at noon, but they will all probably be gone by the time I get back to the store after 5!

At least with a banana, after she is done with one, a lady can eat it.

My tip from today lol

I used to trade weed to a girl, back when I was working on a farm that grew 3000+ pounds a year. That was like a $20 trade for me

How is the cucumber supply?

Hey,
Bananas have disappeared from all the grocery shelves. I went to three stores; all empty shelves. When this started I got a very green bunch from Strouds in OP. I checked today: empty. The clerk said that a truckload was expected at noon, but they will all probably be gone by the time I get back to the store after 5!

At least with a banana, after she is done with one, a lady can eat it.



Originally Posted by JRLawrence

I got another roll as a tip tonight

Thank god cause my hotel is limiting tp

Mine only give you one per room at a time anyway. People are probably trying to get extra to take home

Better be collecting leaves before the horders start trying to sell them $20 a leaf

Lol

Alien 1: How did the Earthlings die?

Alien 2: They used so much toilet paper they wiped themselves out.

i hid the TP at my house..only ONE roll out at a time lol
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I had a gent come today & brought me another roll and I also got a bottle of wild turkey lol

Well, at least I don’t feel so weird after reading this. I asked a gal Insee how she was doing as far as tp, and she told me she was low. I was able to pick up an 18 roll pack I gave her - not really a tip, just a friendly gift. And to think, I felt badly because it wasn’t the Ultra Soft!

Now I don’t feel so weird!!
Charlie