How Long will Your TP/SP Last?

Being the swell fella I am I have found the tool . . .

https://thepooptool.com/

You're welcome!


Ain't bragg'n but I'm good for 200+ days!

I last bought TP in feb 2019. Some store was running a promo if you spent $25, you get $20 gift card. I have enough TP to last me 2 more years.
Also have enough razor blades to last 8 more years!!

I got my 3 shells. I'm good.

I had some back problems a while ago where I couldn't rotate far enough to use TP so I got used to just showering after. Still do that today and I've been on the same 12 pack of TP for like 2 years. Who knew that would come in handy someday.

I had some back problems a while ago where I couldn't rotate far enough to use TP so I got used to just showering after. Still do that today and I've been on the same 12 pack of TP for like 2 years. Who knew that would come in handy someday. Originally Posted by royamcr

I hear the morbidly obese do this as well

I hear the morbidly obese do this as well Originally Posted by BigDeal

Not if they have really long arms. lol