Excuses...

A guy has needs and needs stress relief NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES!

SO here are some excuses to "get away from the wifey" during this pandemic crap!

I gotta go to DQ and get the "blizzard of the month"

I gotta go buy some oil and a filter from O'Reily cause my oil needs changed

I gotta go to the self=serve carwash cause my chassis is dirty

I gotta go to Walmart & get some fishing equipment..then I am going to Fiddlers Ford to fish!

I gotta go to Home Depot or Menards and buy some fertilizer/ptting soil/paint/lumber/mower/etc. so I can start my spring projects

"I'm heading out to go play golf"....."see ya later"

No wifey to worry about. So I just tell the dog, “I’m gonna go get a blowjob!”

No wifey to worry about. So I just tell the dog, “I’m gonna go get a blowjob!” Originally Posted by mojoworkin

And the dog’s thinking “if you could lick your own nuts like I can you wouldn’t NEED to leave the house!”

No wifey to worry about. So I just tell the dog, “I’m gonna go get a blowjob!” Originally Posted by mojoworkin

LMAO!

"I'm heading out to go play golf"....."see ya later" Originally Posted by earlyriserpaul

Going bowling 😁

No wifey to worry about. So I just tell the dog, “I’m gonna go get a blowjob!” Originally Posted by mojoworkin

Tell the dog you're going to visit yd 😁 (the OCD 🍭 addict) 🤣😁

And the dog’s thinking “if you could lick your own nuts like I can you wouldn’t NEED to leave the house!” Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

But since ya can't... 😋

Going on a hunt for Tp disinfectant wipes, face mask , alcohol & sanity that's atleast an all day adventure