Encounter: Robotic Linda at MaliBOO !!

Date: 06/16/2020
Name: Linda
Phone: 210-360-0916
Email Address: N/A
URL / Website: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...review-1001719
City: San Antonio
State: Texas
Address: Nacogdoches/O'Connor area
Activities: TS, Half Ass Nuru w/ Fat Ass, CBJ, Uncaring FS.
Hair Length and Color: Long and dark, hair was prettiest thing about her.
Age: 35-40
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: 5,5", long hair, Flat c-cups, thick but not fat, 150+ pounds including 50 pound ass and 100 pounds of uncaring attitude.
Recommendation: No

Thanks for saving me heartache and tears.

Saved me some money also.

Wanted to try her out with all the good reviews Ive read. Thanks for the heads up.

The description doesn't sound like Linda. She's not 5'5", not 150, and definitely not flat C's.

+1 on the "Linda experience".
I saw her for the first time yesterday afternoon.

She's more like 5'2, 120 and in her early/mid 30's.
She Vietnamese with a pretty face, very thick straight dark hair to mid-back, D cups, flat tummy with no mommy damage, a Badonk-a-donk
J-Lo booty and partially shaved kitty.

My experience was almost exactly as you described in your review.
Very scripted and rushed, fast Nuru shower (rubbing her boobs and crotch on my back and butt only); shitty, poking massage and back walk on her knees and feet and rushed FS with rules (no kissing/no FIV) and no IOP or eye contact.
Out the door in 45 flat (minus 2 bills: fee + tip).

I tried to bond with her based on she used to live in San Diego
and I knew the area where she lived.
She didn't care or try to bond with me.

I don't think her reviews are bogus or from white knights, I just think these SA mongers are D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E and are over-rating her because she's physically attractive.
Same story with Anna at Saigon Rose.

There is A LOT more to a good spa experience other than sticking your dick in a hot chick for 30 seconds...

I'd take a 10 experience with a 5 looks girl any day,
over a 5 experience with a 10 looks girl.

Also there's a very good chance Linda is worn out/jaded.
It took me 8+ months of attempts to finally see her.
Every time I went to Malibu, she was ALWAYS "With a client".

Linda has been ridden more than Seattle Slew.

She gets pounded everyday day in and day out. I thinks it's more a matter if of her mood and to some degree yours. Her service was great when she started and she's quickly is gravitating towards moderate YMMV.



Same thing happened to Saigon on West. I went for another BJ yesterday at a spa I recently visited and was offered only a HJ because she didn't want to pull her mask down. Seems it's YMMV everywhere.


It is what it is.