How do you want to die.

Ripmany's Avatar
Covid-19 and hospital falling cutting a fake illness?
A heart attack?
Cancer fighting?
Gun shot from a pimp?
A trap suberine?
Aids?
matchingmole's Avatar
#TrumpFailsAmerica






a suberine
Covid-19 and hospital falling cutting a fake illness?
A heart attack?
Cancer fighting?
Gun shot from a pimp?
A trap suberine?
Aids? Originally Posted by Ripmany
Driving off a cliff with you in the passenger seat. And UHB in the trunk.
hopefully something painless, I figure if I had cancer or aids or something that gradually erodes the quality of living then i'd take the quality time i had and then screw a belt to the wall, bend the knees, pass out and let gravity finish me. Should be painless.

I can't imagine a worse way to die than being burned alive.
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Lucas McCain's Avatar
Driving off a cliff with you in the passenger seat. And UHB in the trunk. Originally Posted by Kinkster90210
That cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh.
HedonistForever's Avatar
In a time, place and method of my own choosing. When I lose my mobility and that day seems to be faster approaching than I would like, I will make that decision. I'm not afraid of dying, I'm determined not to live a less than satisfactory life. Damn, how many more years past 73 which is fast approaching do I need?


I will not accept a life without mobility, period.
That cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain
And it isn't entirely a joke, either.
definitely whilst doing jumping jacks
Covid-19 and hospital falling cutting a fake illness?
A heart attack?
Cancer fighting?
Gun shot from a pimp?
A trap suberine?
Aids? Originally Posted by Ripmany
Dumping 1000 gallons of shit from an airplane I'm piloting onto a bunch of liberals on my 100th birthday then crashing it into a bunch of antifa motherfuckers who are rioting.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
With a woman on her back
bambino's Avatar
Presently, I don’t want to die.
  • oeb11
  • 07-21-2020, 08:22 AM
Shagga : How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?
[a pause]
Tyrion Lannister : In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.



Or, perhaps the lower lips!
rexdutchman's Avatar
With a hot 25 year old on top LOL
LexusLover's Avatar
With a hot 25 year old on top LOL Originally Posted by rexdutchman
That keeps you alive! Fuck the treadmill at the sweaty gym.