Some of the funniest thing's ive ever read directed towards the men ...lol

http://www.freewebs.com/iftheyonlyknew/ I got this from another site in the Mid west and when i read it i laughed so hard cuz most of these thing's are true but the gentlemen just dont get it...lol

Funny!

Great read, I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks SAB.

Great read, I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks SAB. Originally Posted by EnglishGent

Your very welcome...I figured i had to share it was to funny not too..lol glad u enjoyed it...

If only she had signed it...

If only she had signed it... Originally Posted by Docdave

Lol, would you have signed it if you were the provider writing it...probably not either ...she actually still is a provider to this day in the midwest..lol

After reading that it sounds like she would not like my tongue on her cheek.

Sounds like a provider I'd never want to see, especially be the 5th or 6th guy of the day. The agency gets half? I guess I'm in the wrong business and the girls are getting screwed before they see their first customer.
Maybe I'm a complete Idiot, But when your with a provider and she gets goosebumps from your touch, lets you stick your tongue down her throat and sticks her 's down yours for half the hour session, doesm't complain about going a little overtime and still wants to chit chat afterwords, I don't think she's repulsed by you and wanting you to get out of there. Some provider have high sex drives and being a provider is a way to capitalize on it. Back in the day in Canada I used find strippers who would do extras for nothing just because they were having a good time with me, spend an hour or two in the vip rooms after we fucked just cuddling and talking. For the two girls I saw the most all that would be $ and a few drinks and NEVER a complaint. Those are the kinds of girls that I want to see and they are out there.

Sounds like a provider I'd never want to see, especially be the 5th or 6th guy of the day. The agency gets half? I guess I'm in the wrong business and the girls are getting screwed before they see their first customer.
Maybe I'm a complete Idiot, But when your with a provider and she gets goosebumps from your touch, lets you stick your tongue down her throat and sticks her 's down yours for half the hour session, doesm't complain about going a little overtime and still wants to chit chat afterwords, I don't think she's repulsed by you and wanting you to get out of there. Some provider have high sex drives and being a provider is a way to capitalize on it. Back in the day in Canada I used find strippers who would do extras for nothing just because they were having a good time with me, spend an hour or two in the vip rooms after we fucked just cuddling and talking. For the two girls I saw the most all that would be $ and a few drinks and NEVER a complaint. Those are the kinds of girls that I want to see and they are out there. Originally Posted by drluv1

Well hun ..there are girls that do think like this lady that posted and just hide it very well..but then again there's girl's like myself who enjoy my time with my guy's...no matter what the case is...if i did'nt enjoy spending time with someone and have a little connection then i just simply wouldn't see them again...in this business some people click and some dont ....simple as that ...

Well hun ..there are girls that do think like this lady that posted and just hide it very well..but then again there's girl's like myself who enjoy my time with my guy's...no matter what the case is...if i did'nt enjoy spending time with someone and have a little connection then i just simply wouldn't see them again...in this business some people click and some dont ....simple as that ... Originally Posted by Sexyangelbaby

Obviously, There have been a few well reviewed ladies that I've seen that I didn't think were all that great. They weren't terrible, they were somewhat satisfying, maybe they didn't like me so much or a myriad of other reasons we didn't hit it off.
I don't think there are many on this board who would doubt that alot of providers feel the same as this woman. Hell between the fakes, scammers and outright ripoffs, you'd be doing ok just to find a good actress like this woman. But do they get any repeat business? if you notice , the top 20 providers in the Buff/roch area get probably half the reviews on here. why? of the ones I've seen,whether it's a good day or a bad day, even if they don't like the guy that much, they know how to make it fun.And that is hard to fake. The really good ones don't even have advertise very much which also helps keep them UTR.
Just as the Providers screen the client the men must use the big head to keep the little one happy. Some investigation and alittle luck can go a long way to finding girls who give true GFE/PSE experiences.

I know I'm gonna get in trouble here but she sounds like a bitch. I know my role in this game. I'm here to suppliment your income. And your job is to pretend you enjoy it. Frankly, if you're not enjoying it or don't feel up to it. I'd rather you said so up front and save us both from having a bad experience.
And to use her analogy:

If you went out to a fancy restaurant would you:
a) leave after the appetizer?
b) expect to get the whole meal?
c) order the food have a couple bites and then leave the rest so the waiter can have it and give a big tip for the awesome service you expected but didn't get ?

Based on this comment I'm guessing she'd say c is the correct answer:
You really want to know how you can please me? Get on top of me, finish
really fast, give me a big tip, and leave 40 minutes before your time is up. Wow, that would be amazing.

If you do a little manuevering you can find the comments on this rant. And, unfortunately for us guys, the majority of providers that commented agree with her. While I'll grant her some of the issues are valid some are just plain whiny. Ask for more towels when you check in. Yes, you have expenses hotel, food, condoms (and if you're complaining about how much condoms cost you, you're a cheaper bastard than I am) but simple math says you still do pretty well. At $200 or more an hour you really should think before you complain. None of us make $200 an hour and get to set our own hours.
Lastly, I don't care how good an actress you are. If that little rant is what you're thinking, it will show up in your performance.

If you do a little manuevering you can find the comments on this rant. And, unfortunately for us guys, the majority of providers that commented agree with her. While I'll grant her some of the issues are valid some are just plain whiny. Ask for more towels when you check in. Yes, you have expenses hotel, food, condoms (and if you're complaining about how much condoms cost you, you're a cheaper bastard than I am) but simple math says you still do pretty well. At $200 or more an hour you really should think before you complain. None of us make $200 an hour and get to set our own hours.
Lastly, I don't care how good an actress you are. If that little rant is what you're thinking, it will show up in your performance. Originally Posted by youngatheart

Wow you gentlemen are pretty harsh ...but i agree if u dont like your job as a provider and all you wanna do is complain u should probably get out of this business...but i guess she just puts up with it for the money...idk...lol

Obviously, There have been a few well reviewed ladies that I've seen that I didn't think were all that great. They weren't terrible, they were somewhat satisfying, maybe they didn't like me so much or a myriad of other reasons we didn't hit it off.
I don't think there are many on this board who would doubt that alot of providers feel the same as this woman. Hell between the fakes, scammers and outright ripoffs, you'd be doing ok just to find a good actress like this woman. But do they get any repeat business? if you notice , the top 20 providers in the Buff/roch area get probably half the reviews on here. why? of the ones I've seen,whether it's a good day or a bad day, even if they don't like the guy that much, they know how to make it fun.And that is hard to fake. The really good ones don't even have advertise very much which also helps keep them UTR.
Just as the Providers screen the client the men must use the big head to keep the little one happy. Some investigation and alittle luck can go a long way to finding girls who give true GFE/PSE experiences. Originally Posted by drluv1

I hear what ur saying ...very true ...i know a few girls in the midwest who have no choice but to see newbies and new people every week because of there poor attitude and lacking service skills ..and do nothing but complain...i myself usually end up seeing the people i see as repeats ..hell i have a hand full or more of guys in the albany area that ive been seeing since i started this business four years ago...even when i moved to ia they still saw me everytime i came back and still to this day ..i also have regs out in ia where i go usually every month to see ....its not only good services its also ur personality that get's u too...all how u represent urself ...

Wow you gentlemen are pretty harsh ...but i agree if u dont like your job as a provider and all you wanna do is complain u should probably get out of this business...but i guess she just puts up with it for the money...idk...lol

Your posting title indicates her rant is funny. I find it sad and a bit offensive. Didn't mean to sound harsh (why do I get the feeling I may never get another date with a provider?) but really if all you want is for me to: stick it in, have my "O", pull out then leave and give you a tip for the "wonderful service", It's time to rethink your career choice.
I'll grant you some guys think they are god's gift to women (believe me I know better than to think that) and are rude and inconsiderate but that does not seem to be the main point of her posting. She wants my money and that's all. She doesn't enjoy the sex or companionship or anything about the job.
Sorry, I'm done now....