you have 30 days til foreclosure of your family home by ur hoa from a bullshit lawsuit

you figure since you're gonna lose your house anyway, you take out a massive home equity loan, giving you an unlimited budget, but it's too late 2 save ur house. you write up 2 lists: to be bought (unlimited budget) and to be done. what goes on your lists?

To Be Bought



To Be Done

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy, hope you enjoy the freeway overpass

^^^^yep

Rough crowd


When you think or know you are going under, your behavior changes. That is why banks change their lending policies in tough times.


One person who lucked out with a desperate measure - Fred Smith, founder of FEDEX. First starting out, few lenders believed in his idea. The company was about to go under, and supposedly he took the last $ 5,000 cash, went to Las Vegas, made a small bundle.....and the rest is history.

rough crowd my ass. they're all pussies.

cool story about the Fed Ex dude.

this is hypothetical cause in my case the hoa already pissed their pants. their lawyer is going to be disbarred and the board members sued individually out of their own pocket. ya'll should know me better than that. they picked a fight with a tasmanian devil. they're kinda not the sharpest tools in the shed. i'm a 1-man wrecking crew.

anyway, my shopping list would start with 500 yards of razor wire, 3 more ar15s, body armor, full tactical gear, 10000 rounds of ammo, 20+ grenades, acetylene torch to weld all the gates shut, wire cutters to cut all the gate chains, bricks mortar and lumber to create forts on all the rooftops, retractable ladders, mres, and i'm just getting started.

stay on topic faggots.

winn, what the fuck is your problem? someone ram a dildo up your ass too hard or some shit? do we need to add you to the people needing attention list?

Spazmanian Devil did a fizzle in da hizzle.
Forgot to check himself before he wrecked himself

rough crowd my ass. they're all pussies.

cool story about the Fed Ex dude.

this is hypothetical cause in my case the hoa already pissed their pants. their lawyer is going to be disbarred and the board members sued individually out of their own pocket. ya'll should know me better than that. they picked a fight with a tasmanian devil. they're kinda not the sharpest tools in the shed. i'm a 1-man wrecking crew.

anyway, my shopping list would start with 500 yards of razor wire, 3 more ar15s, body armor, full tactical gear, 10000 rounds of ammo, 20+ grenades, acetylene torch to weld all the gates shut, wire cutters to cut all the gate chains, bricks mortar and lumber to create forts on all the rooftops, retractable ladders, mres, and i'm just getting started.

stay on topic faggots.

winn, what the fuck is your problem? someone ram a dildo up your ass too hard or some shit? do we need to add you to the people needing attention list? Originally Posted by pxmcc

Yep. 1 man wrecking crew is right.

You might want to add "To try not to get banned" to your list... just sayin. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

px = meltdown

Dumbass left food off the list. I guess he will survive if his own bullshit.

Darwin had a theory.

Dumbass left food off the list. I guess he will survive if his own bullshit. Originally Posted by Bankshot

Darwin had a theory. Originally Posted by Slitlikr

Yep and yep

no loss

Food is on the list. Mre is meal, ready to eat.

In all fairness nobody reads stupid rants.
And he is 2nd only to shinola, and followed by sissy chump.

Dumbass left food off the list. I guess he will survive if his own bullshit. Originally Posted by Bankshot

Darwin had a theory. Originally Posted by Slitlikr

Reminds me of this old Rodney Dangerfield quote.....