Grocery Store jokes

Met an older lady while standing in line at Wegmans minding my own business...

She asked if I wanted to hear a joke
Sure lol

Her: Why is Santa always happy?
Me: uhhh I don't know?
Her: because he has a lot of Hoe Hoe Hoes make sure you tell that to someone
Me : Okay



So there you go lol

Anyone else got any Halloween or holiday jokes ?

Evidently this is what it's come to.

LMAO I guess she needed human interaction ����♀️

Anyone else got any Halloween or holiday jokes ? Originally Posted by TayCasteele

Biggest Halloween joke in the USA!!!

Lmao alright you win so far

Biggest Halloween joke in the USA!!!

Originally Posted by Zollner

Wouldn't be November he would have to leave but it was a valid attempt

LMAO I guess she needed human interaction ����♀️ Originally Posted by TayCasteele

Looked at pictures, did not get erection.