the SUBAMP Manefesto AKA Covid Call to arms

(melody from John Lennon's Imagine)

Einstein was partly right:SUBAMP vs AMP is actually just his formula modified: E=MY3
E (effort) equals M (money) Y ("dining at the" instead of C) cubed (triangles are more fun but I guess Eintstien never did Karaoke?)
I've found his formula helpful for max satisfaction with minimal input.


Almost all Subamps are potentially AMPS with proper cultivation: keep in mind many ladies came from a society where L1 is legal or ignored. This results in BORED SUBAMP ladies that can be willing but worried about LE. It's on us as hobbyists to overcome that worry and that's where (E)Effort comes in. Here are some approaches to help make her comfortable:


1. Apologize in advance for making noise "I'm sorry, sometimes I'm a little noisy but do NOT worry it means I'm VERY GOOD" blah blah..
2. Get basic info, name, where she's from, maybe a brief conversation about her (beautiful) home country.
3. Squirm around some, arc your back into her elbow when she presses down, swing your hips up a little when she hits the sciatica, DO NOT BE A BORING LIFELESS LUMP ON THE TABLE as this is how you let her know where the session should go. When she gets the side of your neck embrace it- maybe look up and smile
4. Grab something, usually a calf for openers and dont be shy. This is the difference between creepers and a guy that goes after his prey. She knows the difference.
5. Be prepared. Do whatever necessary to KEEP crazy hard WOOD until the end of the complete session. Do NOT ignore this if you want to progress this subamp to the next level. You need to frustrate her current level and make her willing to progress.
6. Be generous the first time you see a girl. When I intend to go back, I'll generally pay a total of 99/hr for the house and tip unless she jumps right into L2+. To be clear, it has nothing to do with her service at this point, it's all about guiding her(and the amp) to extra income. The next time you go, she'll remember you (and hopefully shared your CCTV pic with other girls) for special treatment. Increase your tip per tier but don't go nuts until L3+nirvana is reached. You can still go sub 200 with L3+ and not all are old ladies. I ran into an L2 28 year old with the belly of a 23.. NO scars/surguries and supertight ass. They ARE out there...

7. Be patient with subamps and pay attention. Decide if it's worth a return visit based on her reactions and remember you are only out the cost of a -hopefully good- massage if you can't progress levels. I've found an extremely high conversion ratio (generally 2nd visit), with a few of memorable ones going to L3+ ...SO much better then a normal AMP visit if you actually think you're the first to plug that bung. Almost all subamps can be L1 with minimal tip and many go L2.

Covid has changed things-some better, some worse. Yes Dallas LE is a bummer but SUBAMPS are hungry and more service oriented now. If enough of us follow this approach, the burbs can be integrated as full service and Dallas LE can suck it. The only difference between SUB and AMP will be how neatly grommed she is and I sorta enjoy sucking a bit of winter kimchi out of my favorite hookers ass, but I know other guys like things super clean.

LOL finally, don't be gross. Yes it feels nice when she wipes your ass down but that means you left bad stuff there. We're want her (shop) at higher LEVELS so that we all can enjoy the benefits of the burbs, don't bring her down with poop (unless she's into recycled kimchi and remember SUPPORT OUR LOCAL HOOKERS.
Soccerjunky's Avatar
Wow, it's a SubAMP Manifesto! I agree; if you bother to try to form any sort of connection with the nice lady rubbing the knots out of your tired, ole' muscles, good things sometimes happen.
I have had good luck at subAMPs. It’s all about cultivating a relationship with the girls.
  • cosoj
  • 10-06-2020, 02:28 AM
My masseuse is tired of men customers groping and asking for extras. She is legit, not interested in larger tip, and married. This forum is good for learning who may provide extras.