Ate a girl's ass out and I feel sick

Like as in physically sick. I didn't even know you could catch anything from oral sex, but I'm pretty sure I got something. I feel like shit. I knew something was wrong after the session. The aftertaste in my mouth.

E-coli is a bitch

E-coli is a bitch Originally Posted by winn dixie

Is that what it is. I was thinking more along the lines of gonorrhea.

Is that what it is. I was thinking more along the lines of gonorrhea. Originally Posted by Copasetic

You’re joking right? You ate turd. Lol.
Always shower them before you lick brown eye. That’s why they scrub you so well.

That’s why dogs lick their butt, to get the taste out of their mouths! Sorry dude!

You’re joking right? You ate turd. Lol.
Always shower them before you lick brown eye. That’s why they scrub you so well. Originally Posted by Hank3fan

I don't know I feel like dogshit.

prolly got some food poisoning, Did it smell like shit down there?

Kimchi

This is already the most interesting post I’ve ever seen on here.

Is this thread a joke? Do guys here actually do this when they have sessions with spa girls?

prolly got some food poisoning, Did it smell like shit down there? Originally Posted by BiggD6

No, it didn't. It wasn't until after the session that I started to taste the foul aftertaste in my mouth. It was a very bulbous asshole. Like it was sticking out as opposed to flat surface. An outtie, if you will. I guess that should've been a warning sign.

Is this thread a joke? Do guys here actually do this when they have sessions with spa girls? Originally Posted by farawayjoe

Yes, I like to dig in. One of my favorite things to do. I'll probably have to rethink that now.

Go to a doctor and say someone played a prank on you and pooed a little in your food and describe your symptoms to the doctor.

I wouldn't just ignore this and hope for the best.

Go to a doctor and say someone played a prank on you and pooed a little in your food and describe your symptoms to the doctor.

I wouldn't just ignore this and hope for the best. Originally Posted by p@ssw0rd

I might have to do that

No, it didn't. It wasn't until after the session that I started to taste the foul aftertaste in my mouth. It was a very bulbous asshole. Like it was sticking out as opposed to flat surface. An outtie, if you will. I guess that should've been a warning sign.






Yes, I like to dig in. One of my favorite things to do. I'll probably have to rethink that now. Originally Posted by Copasetic

An outtie? Not necessarily a warning sign. She’s probably had kids. A lot of women Will get hemorrhoids after they have kids. I’d say if you enjoy getting freaky and eating ass keep on doing it just make sure the area is thoroughly cleaned before you partake of the balloon knot. Why do you think they give us such a thorough cleaning on the table shower.

Last time I saw Vicky after we showered I didn’t give her a chance to tel me what to do. I bent her over the bed and licked her ass like it ‘had the cure.... the rest I will save for my next review.

the phrase is "...eat shit and die."

Try some Pepto or some anti nausea meds. If that doesn't work, you'll probably need an antibiotic that will cover e-coli or a gram-neg strain.

Good luck.