AmpRat,
I'm a sick and perverted retired sailor with a
long and freaky bucket list.
-My biggest age gap so far is 24 years (she was older than me).
-I've had a few 3 sums (it's best when it's a duo with providers).
-Toothless BJ. Highly Recommended!
-Filipino Basket fuck.
![Big Grin](http://www.eccie.net/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
-Been whipped, beaten and humiliated by a dominatrix in SF.
Expensive but worth every penny.
Didn't get to fuck her tho.
-Went to a Drag Show in SF.
Very Entertaining to say the least.
-Been to a swingers club.
The one I went to was SURPRISE, mostly old fat
and ugly people.
I got a BJ but it wasnt a very satisfying experience.
-Hat Trick. Sex with 3 different girls in < 24 hrs.
-Stranger sex. Met a girl from Adult Friend Finder and
had sex within 30 min of first meeting IRL.
-Gotten a provider to give me a freebie because she liked me.
I was actually an hour of extra time at no charge.
-Scuba Sex. 30' under the main falls at Turner Falls OK.
-Sex while driving. Very dumb thing to do looking back at it.
-Sister Combo- Banged 3 of 3 sisters.
They are unaware of it to this day.
I know because I'm friends with 2 of them on FB.
-Bang a HS Crush (that was out of my league) ala Facebook.
Another disappointing experience.
All she did was bitch about her life/kids/husband
the entire time and time/motherhood wasnt kind to her.
-Make a girl come so much I had to buy her a clicker
to keep track of the O's.
She won. 47 to 2. Albeit, she was easy to make cum.
-Talked a gold-star lesbian into sex (after going down on her)
Her lover told her I was better than a lesbian.
She wasnt that attractive but hey... Gold Star.
She wasnt tight either. Think giant thigh-strapped dildos.
-Been with a legit porn star.
Riley Mason was a PAWG brunette in her late 20's.
I spent $1500 and drove from Chicago to Orlando
to have an awful experience. She was strung out on drugs,
was a chain smoker, was a good 20 lbs heavier, was rushed
and she had a poor attitude.
![Frown](http://www.eccie.net/images/smilies/frown.gif)
To add insult to injury, it took me forever to squirrel
away that much money because I was active duty military
and in the middle of a messy divorce.
There's more but that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
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My Fuck-it "To-Do" List:
-Sexual Tourism trip to Colombia, Brazil, Thailand, Philippines
or the Chezch Republic.
Open to suggestion or if anyone has been to a reliable resort.
-Para or quadrapalegic
-DAK Amputee- (I found a RAK amputee provider in Austin
but she has mixed reviews).
-Find a girl that can DT me to the root.
Ive tried to meet SassyCali but shes flaked on me twice.
And shes not my type either.
![Frown](http://www.eccie.net/images/smilies/frown.gif)
Also open to suggestion if anyone knows a
REAL DT Queen in San Antonio
-Midget
-Mother/Daughter Combo (not at the same time)
-Make a provider fall in love with me
-Sex with a deaf girl (just to hear the seal sounds)
-Sex in a sensory deprivation chamber
-Double BJ- shoulda done this during the 3sum.
-Sex with a celebrity.
-Sex with a girl from every major ethnic background and religion.
Pretty far into this one.
Getting close to closing on a Syrian Muslim at work.
-Find a Sugar Momma and be a "Kept Man"
If anyone had any more ideas or has an awesome thing they've done, please share. I'd love to hear about it.
Good Hunting !