China Spa in New Braunfels

It appears the landlord is remodeling the strip center where China Spa was in New Braunfels on I-35. Both China Spa and the mosque next to it are closed. Did China Spa relocate?
Along that same note why is it the 55 year old mamasans at these places never look like Bai Ling??


https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffnt&q=bai...ages&ia=images
silvester91999's Avatar
I stepped into NB China spa one time and I'll have to say that you are being very generous giving that 55..

The great grandmother I saw was easy in her 70's.
naughty4u1976's Avatar
Never hooked up with a 70+ year old.
Was she cute?
AMP Rat's Avatar
70!!!! oh, I have low standards but I do have limits. Why would anyone do that with you can have Ivy at 8 Spa for the same price!
silvester91999's Avatar
Never hooked up with a 70+ year old.
Was she cute? Originally Posted by naughty4u1976
Lmao.. I didn't judge..

I'll add that the quality at the China spa in Corpus is about the same..
naughty4u1976's Avatar
AmpRat,
I'm a sick and perverted retired sailor with a
long and freaky bucket list.

-My biggest age gap so far is 24 years (she was older than me).
-I've had a few 3 sums (it's best when it's a duo with providers).
-Toothless BJ. Highly Recommended!
-Filipino Basket fuck.
-Been whipped, beaten and humiliated by a dominatrix in SF.
Expensive but worth every penny.
Didn't get to fuck her tho.
-Went to a Drag Show in SF.
Very Entertaining to say the least.
-Been to a swingers club.
The one I went to was SURPRISE, mostly old fat
and ugly people.
I got a BJ but it wasnt a very satisfying experience.
-Hat Trick. Sex with 3 different girls in < 24 hrs.
-Stranger sex. Met a girl from Adult Friend Finder and
had sex within 30 min of first meeting IRL.
-Gotten a provider to give me a freebie because she liked me.
I was actually an hour of extra time at no charge.
-Scuba Sex. 30' under the main falls at Turner Falls OK.
-Sex while driving. Very dumb thing to do looking back at it.
-Sister Combo- Banged 3 of 3 sisters.
They are unaware of it to this day.
I know because I'm friends with 2 of them on FB.
-Bang a HS Crush (that was out of my league) ala Facebook.
Another disappointing experience.
All she did was bitch about her life/kids/husband
the entire time and time/motherhood wasnt kind to her.
-Make a girl come so much I had to buy her a clicker
to keep track of the O's.
She won. 47 to 2. Albeit, she was easy to make cum.
-Talked a gold-star lesbian into sex (after going down on her)
Her lover told her I was better than a lesbian.
She wasnt that attractive but hey... Gold Star.
She wasnt tight either. Think giant thigh-strapped dildos.
-Been with a legit porn star.
Riley Mason was a PAWG brunette in her late 20's.
I spent $1500 and drove from Chicago to Orlando
to have an awful experience. She was strung out on drugs,
was a chain smoker, was a good 20 lbs heavier, was rushed
and she had a poor attitude.
To add insult to injury, it took me forever to squirrel
away that much money because I was active duty military
and in the middle of a messy divorce.

There's more but that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
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My Fuck-it "To-Do" List:

-Sexual Tourism trip to Colombia, Brazil, Thailand, Philippines
or the Chezch Republic.
Open to suggestion or if anyone has been to a reliable resort.
-Para or quadrapalegic
-DAK Amputee- (I found a RAK amputee provider in Austin
but she has mixed reviews).
-Find a girl that can DT me to the root.
Ive tried to meet SassyCali but shes flaked on me twice.
And shes not my type either.
Also open to suggestion if anyone knows a
REAL DT Queen in San Antonio
-Midget
-Mother/Daughter Combo (not at the same time)
-Make a provider fall in love with me
-Sex with a deaf girl (just to hear the seal sounds)
-Sex in a sensory deprivation chamber
-Double BJ- shoulda done this during the 3sum.
-Sex with a celebrity.
-Sex with a girl from every major ethnic background and religion.
Pretty far into this one.
Getting close to closing on a Syrian Muslim at work.
-Find a Sugar Momma and be a "Kept Man"

If anyone had any more ideas or has an awesome thing they've done, please share. I'd love to hear about it.

Good Hunting !
Ohhh... 70? My age group. Fellas tell me where please...
GLM-> granny lives matter (too).
This is America ... equal opportunity for all.
Naughty4u, your my friggin hero! The stories are great and we can all only hope to fulfill part of them. If I could I would be in Taiwan in a heartbeat, happy hunting
Thailand and Colombia are awesome. Spain too, if my Madrid experience is typical.
naughty4u1976's Avatar
When ships pull in for liberty at the US Naval Base in Rota Spain,
the Marines are usually restricted to base because they cause
waay too much trouble in the small town of Rota.

Over the years word has gotten out and when an Amphib ship
pulls in, the Marines know to go to a fence line on the back
side of the golf course and rattle the fence.
Hookers from the adjacent apartment complex will come up to
the fence and service the Marines through the fence.

In the mid-2000's it was such a problem the Shore Patrol and
Base Police would have to do rounds to stop the
shenanigans. I cant imagine being serviced thru a fence
but you gotta admire the tenacity and resourcefulness of
the US Marine Corps for finding a way to get pussy while
being restricted to base.

Glory hole thru the fence, love the idea and would like to find one in SA
I've enjoyed a paraplegic midget with a terribly ripped nipple.
Great multi bucket list item.
Post operation counseling recommended.
silvester91999's Avatar
I stepped into NB China spa one time and I'll have to say that you are being very generous giving that 55..

The great grandmother I saw was easy in her 70's. Originally Posted by silvester91999
I guess my last sentence came out wrong..
I saw the 70yo and gracefully left the building as 70 is a bit old for my taste.
naughty4u1976's Avatar
This chick in Austin is offering a
mother/daughter duo.
I doubt they are actually related but
you never know...

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tin/56521632/#
So, Naughty4U, how long did you last with the basket sex? Did you ever hit up the clubs there and play a round of "smiles"?