Christmas Classics

Any other perverts out there enjoy twisting the words to the classic christmas songs this time of year ?

Here's a fun one, to the tune of "Let it Snow"

Oh the world outside is frightful
But her pussy is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let her blow! Let her blow! Let her blow!

She doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some hats for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let her blow! Let her blow! Let her blow!

When we finally kiss good night
How I'll hate going by the front desk!
But if you'll really fuck me right
All the way home I'll be warm

My hardon is slowly reviving
And, my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as you love to blow
Let her blow! Let her blow! Let her blow!

Here is another fav

Happy Whoring Days (to the tune of Happy Holidays)

Happy Whoring Day
Happy Whoring Day
While your hairy balls keep aching
May your every kink come true

Happy Whoring Day
Happy Whoring Day
May the providers keep making
Happy whoring days with you

It's the whoring day season
And traveling girls are coming round
They get on all fours right on the ground
When traveling girls get into town
He'll be cumming down her chimney, down
Cumming down her chimney, down

It's the whoring day season
And your provider has got a toy
For every good girl and good little boy
It’s a great big dildo they love to employ
He'll be cumming down her chimney, down
Cumming down her chimney, down

She'll have a big fat sack upon her chin
And lots of blowjobs for you and me
So give a great big dick to your ATF
Hanging from between your knees

It's the whoring day season
With the whoop-de-do and hickory dock
And don't forget to suck on my cock
'Cause just exactly at 12 o'clock
He'll be cumming down her chimney
Cumming down her chimney
Cumming down her chimney, down!

Happy Whoring Day
Happy Whoring Day
While your hairy balls keep aching
Happy Holidays to you

Happy Whoring Day
Happy Whoring Day
May the providers keep making
Happy whoring days with you
With you
Happy Whoring Day
Happy Whoring Day
Happy Whoring Day

( Winter Wonderland)


Lacey things, the wife is missing
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes
Her silk panty hose
Walking around in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
With little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walking around in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Whoa man! Lets wait until the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade
Walking around in women's underwear

Lacey things, missing
Didn't ask permission
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose
Walking around in women's underwear
Walking around in women's underwear
Walking around in women's underwear....

lol awesome

thanks yall.. made my day!!

Made me giggle

Are you making these up yourself? Because if so that’s some talent! I love writing poems and song lyrics. I’m sure I could redo a lot of songs to make them naughty




QUOTE=woody4eroticfun;10622947 45]Any other perverts out there enjoy twisting the words to the classic christmas songs this time of year ?

Here's a fun one, to the tune of "Let it Snow"

Oh the world outside is frightful
But her pussy is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let her blow! Let her blow! Let her blow!

She doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some hats for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let her blow! Let her blow! Let her blow!

When we finally kiss good night
How I'll hate going by the front desk!
But if you'll really fuck me right
All the way home I'll be warm

My hardon is slowly reviving
And, my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as you love to blow
Let her blow! Let her blow! Let her blow![/QUOTE]

Of course I did SS :-)

I have many hidden talents :-)

woody, keep those hidden.

Here's a short Christmas wish tune:

I only want one Christmas gift
It’s the only Christmas wish I’ve wished
I just want to know all the names
Of the girls on the naughty list

Of course I did SS :-)

I have many hidden talents :-) Originally Posted by woody4eroticfun

mmmmm yes you do sexy man yummmy talents!

Of course I did SS :-)

I have many hidden talents :-) Originally Posted by woody4eroticfun

I'm from Missouri show me

https://youtu.be/r9URPvejWHk

Not original, sorry but, I have done some songwriting which unfortunately link to my RW life so can't share here.