no touch thermometer

Never thought I would see the day no touch thermometer become part of dating.
LOL but Wegman's has one for $40 . So I may have to get one.

I miss the old days
dang this cunt is like a ice box, Should I ask if she's lawyer
nice n warm in there SWEET
Dang hot in there, mmm she know who I am, Ya rats better pull

so for fun I look up females body temp when fertile
I can tell ya for a fact guys, female lawyers Ice box can still get,,, err never mind

Aldi's just had them too. I think it was $20.

I always insist on using an anal thermometer. But sometimes they try to upsell for ATM....

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