Encounter: Kim in Utica.. FUCK NO HORRIBLE WORST ENCOUNTER EVER!!!!

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Date: 3/3/21
Name: Kim
Phone: 1 315 507 0933
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://utica.skipthegames.com/femal...y/804349570345
City: North of Utica
State: New York
Address: North of Utica
Activities: Feel like I was the one who got bent over and fucked
Hair Length and Color: blonde
Age: 40s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Blonde skinny looked like she lived on hard knocks street on the corner of Richard Pryer Ave.
Recommendation: no fuck no never again
Wow. It sucks when you get into these types of situations. I'm never contentious with any hooker. More often, if the situation has lost any kind of heightened eroticism, I'm done. I'm there to have a good time. Not to battle for sexual release.

I just get them the fuck out of my room or I just get the fuck out. There are indeed way better ways to jerk off and enjoy yourself. Skin on skin sure is nice, but when it's all fucked up and the chick is gross, it's over for me.

Thanks for the review. I've seen one of those ad pix before and almost tried to get an appointment. I'm sorry you had such and awful time. Let's hope you saved a few hobbyists from some pain.
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Ouch! Sorry for the bad time.
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Where was Ari when you needed her, damn.
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My condolences, also.

But it was the...

BEST FUCKING REVIEW TITLE EVER!!!!

Thanks!

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Sorry you had a bad experience, but still a great review. You're a good story teller. Great job relaying your frustration, while still maintaining a good sense of humor about it.
Your review played out in my head like a Seinfeld episode. It'like something that would happen to George Costanza.

I hope the next one goes better for you.
OOF that's definitely a loss.
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Shit happens,glad you're safe as worst things could have happened. Stimulus money coming soon,that should help with your loss.
Nothing more frustrating than a crappy experience like this!! Sorry for your bad time, thanks for posting so that others don't have to go through it as well. Better luck on the next one.
Sorry to hear about your encounter with kimmy. The girl is not to be trusted, make sure you lock your doors, and be happy you didn't get hurt. Any more details private message me.