sex and the ER room

NEVER EVER dance in a hotel room lol!!
I was salsa dancing to Santana... the wood-type hotel floor was slick... I was wearing socks....WELL bammmm I slid and fell on my elbow
Just a slight booboo bump on it.. no harm done(thank god) lol!!!


I was having a sexy playtime on thanksgiving day... I was using the vibrater a little too hard on my kitty...well ended up with swollen wrist... sprained some tendons! (it has now healed)

I like watching that show on tv Sex sent me to the ER... you ever watch it? any stories you have??

Here is an example of stuff that only happens to me:

About two years ago, I was sleeping nude as I generally did. I turned over and gave myself a testicular torsion. Being the idiot I am, I reversed it myself and didn't go to the hospital for 24 hours, having gone to work the next day. I waited until the middle of the night and Lefty was the size of a baseball. I hobbled into the ER and told them what I did. They looked at me pretty side-eyed and didn't believe me until they did the ultrasound. They assumed I was drug-seeking until I refused all pain medication.

More stories this is awesome!

Come on Dallas,
Lets hear about churches

lol
well I have had sex...behind a pu;pit/at a church camp/in a church baptismal/on a church pew/and in a church cemetary!

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well I have had sex...behind a pu;pit/at a church camp/in a church baptismal/on a church pew/and in a church cemetary! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Well you got me on the "in the baptismal", but I've got the Choir loft and the rest.

i got the choir loft too lol

But, your church camp pulpit should only be partial credit.
I've got the church banquet hall kitchen which should be at least a partial credit.

lol ok you win!!


well i am proud to say that I have been pampering myself physically and mentally... and I am a renewed woman... on fire for living!!

I've got the pastor's office with HIS daughter! LOL

I've got the pastor's office with HIS daughter! LOL Originally Posted by CryptKicker

If it had been the pastor’s wife, that would have been a thread winner... Close it up!! The daughter, though, is pretty good, as well...

If it had been the pastor’s wife, that would have been a thread winner... Close it up!! The daughter, though, is pretty good, as well... Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

The wife was a dog. Couldn't have even done her from behind with her head in her pillow.

I've got the pastor's office with HIS daughter! LOL Originally Posted by CryptKicker

lol awesome

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well I have had sex...behind a pu;pit/at a church camp/in a church baptismal/on a church pew/and in a church cemetary! Originally Posted by DallasRain

"in a church baptismal"

Gotta know: with or without the water in the baptismal?

I have done it in a swimming pool, full of water, but not in the baptismal. Underwater is kinda fun.

underwater would be scarey lol

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