Too Much of a Good Thing?

Maybe some of you “big” guys should schedule an appointment with one of your “little” ladies. Along with your magnums and lube, bring along a movie for your viewing pleasure. If you’ve already seen plenty of porn, or none of the stars can hold a candle to your magnificence, maybe choose the 2838 Orson Welles classic “Too Much Johnson”.

https://www.amazon.com/Too-Much-John.../dp/B01LXGJF4T

Sorry, 1938.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Don't let it spoil your fun that the male lesbians make up bullshit stories about how big their schlongs are or how well they work.

It's probably bullshit but even if it isn't what difference does it make, these are prostitutes you're desecrating. How they feel about any of this is immaterial.

You're under no obligation to satisfy them, please do yourself a favor and prioritize what the whore can do for you.

You're welcome.

Whatever feeling of "wtf" you're feeling, I can relate.

Well , in recent times we had that 12 inch guy who was a budding musician and then some munchies guy who said he was 11 inches. Also recall nicqer who liked to say he had a nice sized one ?

I assume I am of average size. Certainly, not what I had 40 years ago, but one young lady said that I have “an attractive penis.”

I won’t argue with a professional opinion.

Asian girl in Syracuse said I had STRONG COCK.

Asian girl in Syracuse said I had STRONG COCK. Originally Posted by BetosVendetta

She was either complimenting you or complaining you took too long to pop...LOL

Asians say with proper teasing beforehand most jimmies pop after 1-2 minutes of hand play. They like that, less work for them....lol

I think you pay way too much attention to the size of other guys dicks

I think you pay way too much attention to the size of other guys dicks Originally Posted by the jeepguy

Not really, Just have to look at their hands.
Our great Gov of NY has large hands while dinky donnie has tiny hands. So ya know what that means....LOL

Besides one of dinky don's fav hookers Stormy Daniels, the one he paid $130,000, did confirm on Late Night TV that 'tiny hand's' don is hung like a skeeter....LOL

Not really, Just have to look at their hands.
Our great Gov of NY has large hands while dinky donnie has tiny hands. So ya know what that means....LOL

Besides one of dinky don's fav hookers Stormy Daniels, the one he paid $130,000, did confirm on Late Night TV that 'tiny hand's' don is hung like a skeeter....LOL Originally Posted by Zollner

Z do you prefer a man with a large penis?

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...as fer cuntmo that ...nipple pierced pole ...smokers seed dones done nothin buts dribbled ...outsa his retarded brother ...fredos shitter

Not really, Just have to look at their hands.
Our great Gov of NY has large hands while dinky donnie has tiny hands. So ya know what that means....LOL Originally Posted by Zollner

Big gloves?

Z do you prefer a man with a large penis? Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

N unlike you and a few others here who don't review or seldom review, preferring to 'stay in the closet, I've always been into pussy.

Not that there is anything wrong in that you prefer the pole to the pussy, js.